An idiom used colloquially whenever someone gets off topic. The entomology stems from an Asian photograph which displays a sign in both Chinese and English with the English translation saying "Fuck Vegetables." This caused much hilarity and distraction, hence creating the definition.

This picture is hilarious! Fuck vegetables, I should be working.

Fuck Vegetables by FuckVegetables September 27, 2010

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Vagitalk

When one usually talks from one's Vagina, hypothetically. Commonly the opposite of 'Trash Talking'. Vagitalk is more known as verbal discussion between two or more persons about a topic in particular in which others would refer to as soft-wording.

Person1 - " Don't make me kick you in the balls..."

Person2 - "Pfft, that's vagitalk compared to what I did to your bro"

Person3 - " it's true...but i didn't believe him!! "

Person1 - " What did he do...?"

Person3 - "...the world may never know..."

Person2 - " that's right, stfu and start -- (insert sexual/racist/harassment joke here) "

Vagitalk by IwiggledMyDongle October 21, 2010

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Vegetable Connection

When a woman inserts a large zucchini into her vagina while the unsuspecting zucchini is simultaniously hollowed out and fucked by a vegetable sex crazy man.

Me: "Keith, how come there are no vegetables in this salad?"

Keith: "Jasmine and I used them all up in a vegetable connection this afternoon."

Me: "So where are the leftovers?...asshole!"

Vegetable Connection by NephthysScream July 14, 2010

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Vegetable

Something that is living, but their brain is not working, they have no personality, they're stupid, they live a dull life, ect.

Commonly used as a very harsh joke to describe people in comas, but used elsewhere on occasion.

Also a type of plant.

Mang, you so stupid you like a vegetable.

Vegetable by Not a vegetable. August 16, 2009

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