Tuesday 

The worst day of the week. It's the worst day because Monday sucks, but Tuesday is like Monday again. Since it's the worst day of the week it's the only day you can kill someone and get away with it. Tuesday is a day of anarchy.

I'm going to kill you next Tuesday.

Tuesday by Tuesday_Sckus Loochs May 31, 2007

tuesday 

Every day has a comfortable label that you can use to shape your day.

Monday: The start of the week. Hellish, maybe, but at least categorized.
Wednesday: Humpday. After Wednesday it’s all downhill. The end of the day on Wednesday can be particularly euphoric.
Thursday: The real start of the weekend, and only one day ’til Friday.
Friday: Clearly, it’s awesome.
Saturday and Sunday: Weekends rule.

What’s Tuesday? It’s wedged in there, nameless, formless, and generally craptastic.

Obviously, Tuesday suxzors.

tuesday by new_revolution April 19, 2005

Tuesday 

The day that you eat orphans and beat your wife.

Horacio: Excuse me sir, but you came in earlier today and now an orphan is missing, do you know anything about this?
Francis: Well you can’t blame me, it’s Tuesday I was hungee.
Horacio: What the fuck does that imply?
Francis: I Monched orphan.

Tuesday by BruhBruhPepperoni September 11, 2019

Tuesday 

Arguably the best day of the entire week!

Sundays: Suck, the most boring day of the week, there is nothing EVER on T.V. and you are always stressing out for monday and the rest of the week.

Mondays: Are horribly boring. Your all drined out from the weekend and lazy Sunday. The worst day of the week.

Wednesdays: The middle day. Eh.

Thursdays: The friday before friday except without all the fun.

Friday: Planning your weekend, getting friends together, calling bitches, all a huge hassle.

Saturday: When the best parties are held

TUESDAY: The greatest day of the week. Were the most random and fun bullshit happens. It could be the same ting you do on saturdays but during the week everything seem so much funner.

Also a reference of total randomness.

Guy 1: Dude I just had a threesom yesterday.

Guy 2: On a Tuesday?

Guy 1: Fuck yeah bro! High five!


Ex 2:

Guy 1: Would you ever drive a zamboni naked down the highway at 32 degrees singing the waffle song?

Guy 2: Hmmm only on a Tuesday.

Tuesday by County April 10, 2009

Tuesday 

A day which just happens to be coming; the prescence of your coat is advised for this event. Information regarding the current status of your living in a biant bucket is also highly appreciated.

From the cartoon "Rejected" - perhaps the most genius line ever.

Tuesday by Trafton May 30, 2004

Tuesday 

When you’re doing a long slow shit on the toilet and decide you also want to have a wank. So you reach between your legs and accidentally grab the long shit instead of your cock and start wanking.

Hey Cam. I had a big steak meal last night so, of course, had a massive Tuesday to get over it.

Tuesday by Sprinkletime June 22, 2018

tuesday 

a sarky way of saying you're not going to do something is to say you'll do it on a tuesday, or if something is stupid or unbelievable is happening it's tuesday.

"Are you going to go to church?" "Aye, I'll go there on a tuesday"

or

Hollyoaks is a pure tuesday

tuesday by S.e.a.n. January 1, 2007