Thursty Trombone 

The person performing the Thursty Trombone holds a sausage in his/her mouth, applies it to the receiver's anus that way, while giving the receiver a handjob.

I got a Thursty Trombone an hour ago, that's why my farts smell like a barbeque.

Thursty Trombone by LickTheAbortion November 7, 2010

Blue Trombone 

When a lover acts as if they are attempting a reach-around but to the partner's dismay chokes out the boner with an iron grip.

This one time at band camp a girl gave me the Blue Trombone; I guess that will match my blue balls. I thought she liked me.

Blue Trombone by The Blue Trombone Group November 6, 2011

Orange Trombone 

When your nose is up Trumps Ass while giving him a hand-job from behind.

“Devin Nunes is Trying out for First Seat in the Orange Trombone Section”

Orange Trombone by Mr. Playa February 1, 2018

Rusty Trombone 

when a living organism administers raging anal domination through the tongue, or the closest cousin to the tongue, while simultaniously and strategically administering a jerkdown on a penis of the anal domination recipient. side effects include clearing of the testicles, and a squeaky clean delicious ass.

That is a nice monkey you have there. I hear he plays a mean rusty trombone. how much?

Rusty Trombone by Hilznack October 4, 2005

flesh trombone 

An instrument in the same family as the skin flute, the bone-a-phone, the pink oboe, and the meat whistle.

She has mastered playing the flesh trombone.

flesh trombone by Clammo April 5, 2007

Trombone Player 

The Trombone Player is the backbone of the band, especially marching bands and pep bands. This is partly because of the greater skill involved in being able to find the proper notes along the unmarked or non-graduated slide, unlike other musicians who rely on strict fingering charts or valve combinations. As a result of this greater ability, the Trombone player is also generally a better musician and will frequently go on to lead his own orchestra like Glenn Miller and Count Basie.

1) Damn dude, did you hear how totally superb those trombone players were? They completely carried the band.

2) After paying his dues on lesser instruments like the baritone and tuba, James felt he finally reached that level of experience necessary to play the only real low brass instrument that mattered and become a trombone player.

Trombone Player by The Arbiter of the Prophets April 29, 2008

the rusty trombone 

a complicated sexual maneuver where the woman is on her knees while the male is standing up. the woman is behind the man licking his butthole while reaching her arms under his legs and consecutively jerking him off.

The rusty trombone sure felt good last night.

the rusty trombone by #vaginemerker69 December 2, 2017