Tourettes Guy 

A man who did not REALLY have tourettes, instead he acted like it for a while, then faked his death to stop having to bring shame on him and his family.

He's known to be funny, and spout random things, though it's all a big act.

It's another fad that people liked, then it got overboard.

The Tourettes Guy is alive and well.

Tourettes Guy by Da Milkman July 5, 2009

tourettes guy 

A middle-aged man with a sick, sexual fetish for pretending to have tourettes. He has staged his own death as to not put anymore shame on himself or his parents.

He is known for saying Bob Saget as a cussword, and calling a political figure Colonel Clusterfuck.

"Did you see the tourettes guy on Youtube, the world's greatest social flaw?"
"Yeah, yeah I did. He was all like 'BOB SAGET' and I laughed.
"Good story, mate."

tourettes guy by 1mm0rt1fy August 17, 2007

tourettes wearing lipstick 

See Paul Church of Bournemouth

Here comes tourettes wearing lipstick.

tourettes wearing lipstick by Burnside February 15, 2005

Tourettes drunk 

Noun phrase.
Depicts a person who loses all sense of decency and social sensibility exclusively when he or she is drunk. They degrade and demean anyone anywhere they can like a troll on steroids. Can be abbreviated to TD.

Don't go anywhere near Paul right now he's tourettes drunk.
Amy went tourette's drunk on Facebook last night and trashed her partner publicly. Bad case of the td's.

Tourettes drunk by Swampybaby June 23, 2021

Meeting Tourettes 

When attending a meeting so bad, dire or tiresome that an inner urge to issue profanities spills over into your exchange with colleagues or meeting obsessed morons.

Chair : and now shall we proceed on to any other business?
You : what the **** have we been ******* for the last two hours, I am wasting my ******* life here
Chair : you have Meeting Tourettes, please **** off

Meeting Tourettes by Teraknor January 27, 2014

Sneezing Tourettes 

The shouting of expletives or profanity whilst sneezing.

My mom grounded me after I shouted "fuck" while I sneezed; she just doesn't know what it's like to have sneezing tourettes.

Sneezing Tourettes by ASUcrew January 29, 2012

Bar Tourettes 

When you are at a Bar/Restaurant trying to enjoy watching a Sporting event and some Fuck has to blurt out random words about the game like he has uncontrollable Tourettes Syndrome.

Me and Rich were watching the Blue Jays when Josh Donaldson was called out on strikes. The fucker beside us shouted " He's out!!" This poor retard must have Bar Tourettes.

Bar Tourettes by will bitten June 30, 2018