the paper 

Shorthand for newspaper. Bet you thought it was something else. Get your head out of the gutter, bro.

You read the paper? No? Bet you can't even read.

the paper by signalizing July 12, 2013

Deen The Paper Airplane Bean

A half paper airplane, half bean humanoid creature that roams around elementary schools across B.C.

Deen The Paper Airplane Bean

Deen The Paper Airplane Bean by Limetime691 May 4, 2022

buisness in the paper 

To put someones buisness in the open where anyoneone can hear it and know it as if they are welcome to it and it were offered.

I don't want anyone to know that I'm out of the house,so if someone calls don't put my buisness in the paper.

buisness in the paper by Alex'Andra May 29, 2008

doing the paperwork 

Wiping your ass after taking a shit.

Girlfriend knocks on bathroom door: "Almost done in there?"

You: "Yep, just doing the paperwork"

doing the paperwork by El gordo jordo January 28, 2020

The Pipers Beak 

A condition resulting in a vast amount of excess forskin collecting at the tip of a gentelman's penis...may smell as a consequence of the cheesey deposit found under the skin

'put it away gangster!-u got The pipers Beak bad!'

'Sorry lad...does it stink?'

'Lets av a wiff......na, ur good!'

The Pipers Beak by Gorillamonsoon 12345 May 8, 2009

The Paper Shreds 

Small, painful paper cuts one recieves from the act of sexual intercourse with a book, or magazine.

synonym- The Shreds

(7:25:26 PM) Andrew: you read me like a book
(7:25:38 PM) Adam: i fucked your mom like a book
(7:25:50 PM) Andrew: u didn't get the paper shreds did you???

The Paper Shreds by Wallnerboy October 30, 2007

The Peper Combo 

Backside backdash down up right right nigger nigger

Highest possible efficiency and damage output combo in Tekken 7

You have to try the fucking The Peper Combo: Backside backdash down up right right nigger nigger.

The Peper Combo by Szchidter September 13, 2019