that's just the way the cookie crumbles 

that's life...and life sometimes sucks...

that's just the way the cookie crumbles, that's just the way the dice roll...like in the superblondes song...

that's just the way the cookie crumbles by Andrew May August 13, 2007

eat the cookie 

A phrase to describe getting the short end of the stick, or being left holding the bag! From the literal: group of guys having a circle jerk "on" a cookie placed in the middle of the group. The last one to climax has to "eat the cookie".

John was the one left to eat the cookie when all his friends found chicks to hook up with at the bar.

eat the cookie by Craig September 2, 2008

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

Expression of events that are out of your control. Usually pertaining to events that result in unwanted circumstances.

Person1: Ah man, the bird's crapped all over my car again.
Person2: That's the way the cookie crumbles.

that's the way the cookie crumbles by King Among Men May 28, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

Literally it means thats how it goes. thats what happens.

That's the way the cookie crumbles, get the hell over it.

that's the way the cookie crumbles by Raven May 28, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

Saying meaning life is unpredictable.

Forest Gump: "Life is like a box of chocolates...(takes bite out of piece of chocolate)...you never know what you're gonna get."

Me: "What a fucking stupid idiot, but, I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles."

that's the way the cookie crumbles by Tim Jerome March 18, 2008

protect the cookie juice 

Protecting something from being taken, stolen, or destroyed. This object could be anything meaningful to something absolutely ridiculous.

Richard knew that Chuck would come over and drink all of his beer, so he went back to protect the cookie juice.

protect the cookie juice by privatepizza117 March 23, 2010

flipping the cookie 

A term used to describe the sexual actions between one or more persons that one would not typically discuss for any number of reasons

"Bro, I walked in on Jason flipping the cookie from both ends..."
"Awesome. Was she at least hot?"
"He was alone..."

flipping the cookie by K0re4n3lvis September 28, 2015