Tech-tarded 

Not having the capacity to operate the simplest of electronics. This primitive species cannot understand the concept of "user-friendly" and often appears to be baffled by everyday occurrences.

No, it's not the batteries in the remote... it's you... Perhaps you should try not to be so tech-tarded.

Tech-tarded by coffee_beanie March 13, 2011

tech-tarded 

someone who know nuts about the most common technologies invented or even maybe having problems handling their own mobile phones.

-.-

b: oh I just realize I could close multi apps in my iphone like this!! (amazed and proud of himself)

a: oh c'mon you meant you didn't know that?

b: no of course not..I'm a tech-tarded. (wide smile)

tech-tarded by tech-savy! April 9, 2011

g-tarded 

A person who is wasted on the street drug GHB is said to be G-tarded.

That guy is so far gone look how g-tarded he is acting.

You better check your friend 'cause he's acting g-tarded.

g-tarded by Sara Jensen September 22, 2006

weed tarded 

weed/tar/did adj. reverse or slow down of mental functionary as the result of inducing extremely good marijuana

dude 1: dude, you saw that pink elephy it jus flew thru the win'
dude 2: um...where?
dude 1: THERE!!!
dude 2: dude, your fuckin weed tarded rite now

weed tarded by C1J August 12, 2006

art-tarded

means that you can't draw worth shit. When you make a master peice, it looks like a 2 year old just picked up a crayon for the first time, and you are happy with that. also know as artistically challenged

"Dude, what the fuck is that?"
"Don't tease me, I'm art-tarded"

art-tarded by GummyBear September 21, 2004

School Tarded 

Being knowledgeable in school but having no real world skills

Joe: Hey I heard Caroline got an A on the math test!

Nick: Who cares man, you ever talk to her? She's school tarded.

School Tarded by peake19 June 1, 2011

Dab-tarded 

Generally college students going through a serious and tragic phase of taking dabs, in which they are in a constant state of being beligerantly high all the time; resulting in many failures when it comes to deadlines and life.

"Man we were so dab-tarded last year I don't know how we found a house and signed a lease."

Dab-tarded by thedabqueenherself April 1, 2013