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TennisCock

A person with unlimited capacity to instantaneously transform personality from a mild state of relative benign, cordial normalcy into a seething, unreasonable, highly-argumentative and unreachable social abomination when faced with perceived on-court tennis adversity; most often an attribute of 'hot-blooded' Hispanic, Mexican and South American males, although females and other ethnicities may become inspired under the appropriate destabilizing conditions.
At the last tennis tournament we all just watched and waited for the 'bad call' that would ignite his inner TennisCock...and then it happened.
'DASS eet !!' leaping out of the chair and approaching the ref, 'Say hullo to my leetle frênd'!!
TennisCock by YAWA September 4, 2016
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i quit tennis 

"I quit tennis" is a term used when someone does or says something so mind numbingly stupid that you are forced to say, "I quit tennis." You can also add a number at the end, like, "I quit tennis ten times." This term is used in everyday SMS.
Guy: Do cookies have sugar in them?
You: I quit tennis

Guy: How do you spell, "Asia?"
You: I quit tennis 57 times."
i quit tennis by yooboy1116 February 22, 2014
The girl who'll shine like a diamond as she moves.

The park of the party ; the most charismatic person out there.
Hey you're the tanishqa of this party; full of life.
Tanishqa by Howl Pendragon April 28, 2021
Tanishq is an name mostly used in India. The person with name Tanishq are amongst the most handsome boys in the world. Tanishq's are very intelligent persons and do something big in life. They mostly talk more but hide their secret plans with their freind circle or with family. They are mastermind in doing both legal as well as illegal activities
Hey look at Tanishq yesterday's class mass bunk was totally planned by him.
Tanishq by ThunderWroter December 1, 2021
Intense sport with extremely hot athletes... also the basis of a lot of sexually oriented jokes. Involves a lot of time and travelling but is well worth the effort because of all the crazy-ass people you meet. :o
Top 10 Reasons to Date a Tennis Player:

10- They're always looking for a good opportunity to come up.
9- They can do it with two people or four.
8- They have good hands.
7- They grunt when the action heats up.
6- They know how to make a racket.
5- They can hit it from all angles.
4- They got the endurace to last 3 hours - straight!
3- They're good with their balls.
2- They know just what to do with their stick.
1- Even when they aren't scoring, they're in love.

SEE WHAT I MEAN?
tennis by theonetheONLYY October 6, 2005

Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Cruncher

A racist term against the English.

See also:
Crumpet Cruncher
Tooth Tarnishing Twat
those damn tooth tarnishing crumpet crunchers are stealing our land again