Spanking the moonface 

Another slang for masturbating, pleasuring ones self or fingering.
May be used in conjunction with beating the pufferfish.

Person A: What are you doing?
Person B: Beating the pufferfish.
Person A: What the actual....?
Person B: You know, spanking the moonface.
Person A: Ah.... I'll leave you to it then.

Spanking the moonface by Tbell November 9, 2014

swacking

swag-jacking
to steal/jack one's swag and attempt to make it your own.

Pauly D: Wake up! Yeah Boi! Cabs are here!!

Ron: Wake up! Yeah Boi! Cabs are here!!

Mike: bro, Ron is swacking you.

Pauly D: I know man, wtf?

swacking by mightygiggle September 18, 2011

spanking the monkey 

Taking things in to your own hand or a hand trusted by you.

I woke up last night and found my monkey standing up. I spanked him and he went back to sleep.

spanking the monkey by David October 27, 2003

swaking 

Using someones swag as if it where your own. Hawking someones swag without permission.

Gary likes to use the word sauce when gaming the ladies. Then all the sudden his friend John starts using the same tactic. John is swaking on Gary's swag, by using the term sauce regularly when gaming the ladies.

swaking by Gwat September 16, 2011

Swankin' 

The slang of the 80s or 90s . Difines something as being lively , and entertaining .

May also mean something in style .

Also , "to swagger in behavior"; showing off .

"Wow , that dancefloor is swankin' !"

"How was your day , Bob ?" "Yooo mannn it was swankin' !"

"Woweee ! Gal , your shirt is swankin' !"

Swankin' by colourful_clouds July 7, 2009

Swinking 

To "swink" someone, or to be swinking, is to cum in a girls face while totally and completely drunk and high at a party. All while being taped.

Yo, my nigga Taylor was swinking on some freshman hoe at last weeks party!

Swinking by Jetslag970 October 25, 2012

Spanking 

It is the perfect punishment for everyone alike when they detract from the path of righteousness. The individual being punished undresses in front of the punisher exposing his/her genitals in a humiliating way, so they remember this next time they do same mistake, after which their bums get sound beating either with open hands or implements. Everytime the male or female sits, they will remember to not repeat the offence.

Lover 1: If you'd been given a spanking as a child, you wouldn't have been this characterless brat you are. Never too late, from today I'll personally make sure your bum understands that. With your buttocks and genitals exposed, you might start remembering you are an adult honey!!

Lover 2: Oh honey, I am so sorry. This will not happen again please forgive me!!!

Lover 1: Grace time is over, take off your clothes!!! Else I'll spank you harder!!!

Spanking by speakingjustfactz September 25, 2023