Steve Job

A Steve job is when you masturbate to pornography on your smart phone. It is named after the man who created the most popular smart phone, the iPhone, Steve Jobs

I was too tired to get up to my computer and jerk off, so I gave myself a Steve job while I laid down in bed, using my droid and went back to sleep.

Steve Job by SuperJew113 January 27, 2013

Steve Job

The act of jerking someone off with an apple

She didn't want to touch his junk but she felt bad for him so she gave him a Steve Job instead.

Steve Job by michael dickless April 9, 2015

Steve Job

The act of performing oral sex while the giver is wearing a black mock-turtle neck. Similar to the style worn by Mr. Steve Jobs.

Jackie really wanted to show Ryan she loved him, so for Valentines day she bought a nice new mock-neck and gave him a Steve Job.

Steve Job by MockNeckMertle February 27, 2011

Steve Job

A soon-to-be released Apple product. The Steve Job, or iJob, is plugs into the usb port of a computer and acts somewhat like a combination of a mouse and a fleshlight. The Steve Job is planned for release in November 2012.

Two cores in the Steve Job deliver up to two times more power and up to seven times faster. And you’ll feel the effects. Fast. The Steve Job is quick and responsive, which makes all the difference when you’re launching browsing the web, and doing just about everything. And no matter what you’re doing, you can keep on doing it. Because the A5 chip is so power-efficient, Steve Job has outstanding battery life.

Steve Job by Apple Steve Job October 13, 2011

steve job

When someone tells you or shows you something so brilliant and innovative that it almost makes you come (figuratively speaking), you just got a steve job.

Can also imply a job involving a lot of free, open innovative and creative thinking, where you get to talk about cool tech stuff and design all day.

Example 1:
John: Man, I just read and amazing innovative article on Wired Magazine. Best Steve Job ever! I totally blew my load all over my Magic Mouse!
Ben: Awesome... I came too

Example 2:
Ben: My job consists of brainstorming and innovating all day.
John: A real Steve Job?
Ben: Yes.

steve job by Nis & Isak June 10, 2010

steve job

a steve job is when friends spoon in the midst of Steve Jobs, or just because they enjoy cuddling and may be a little intoxicated

liz, are you giving rute a steve job right now?

steve job by rabbitspooner February 24, 2011

Steve-Job 

When someone buys an Apple product right before the announcement of a new/upgraded version of the product that the person just bought.

Essentially, it's Apple fucking you over.

Named after Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple.

Person 1: Dude, you heard about the new iPod touch? It has a damn camera now!

Person 2: Wait, I just fucking got an iPod touch, and you're telling me they just released another one!?

Person 1: Sounds like someone just got a Steve-Job.

Person 2: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!

Steve-Job by SOBKiller504 September 2, 2010