bear steepener 

A term used by financial managers to either identify an unsustainalbe interest rate yield curve, or to display or cover up their own weinerheadnedess.

I don't know the answer to that question. But the yield curve is in bear steepener.

bear steepener by bigbeefner December 28, 2010

My dog stepped on a bee 

Used to mock someone when they're playing the victim.

Annie: "Jesus christ jake! Stop with that shit"
Jake: "It's not my fault, you're stressing me out"
Depp: "jesus christ, 'my dog stepped on a bee', shut the fuck up"

My dog stepped on a bee by ItsKelpy June 21, 2022

stepped on a duck 

To guff, fart, break wind or quack

Jesus dude, that must have ripped your ass..sounded like u just stepped on a duck!

stepped on a duck by ShavenLunatic October 31, 2003

My dog stepped on a bee 

More like Amber Heard stepped on the bee, but she framed the bloody dog!

Amber Heard: My dog stepped on a bee *screws up her face*

Me: You fucking stepped on the bee you crazy bitch, you just framed the bloody dog!

My dog stepped on a bee by UltimateDoge September 5, 2022

my cat stepped on my keyboard 

when you do something cringey, but you don't have a good excuse, so you do the only thing that'll save you.

Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry

Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry

my cat stepped on my keyboard by Mirukal October 17, 2020

My dog stepped on a bee 

A joke about when "Amber Heard" said this during court

I'm not feeling good my dog stepped on a bee.

My dog stepped on a bee by Just a human_6 February 23, 2023

nobody stepped on it rule 

When someone is just so freakin hungry they disregard all laws of physics and, without hesitation, will eat that delicious outmeal cream pie that's currently on the floor. Who knows how many decades ago this poor Little Debbie fell on the floor, but it's still fully intact, and it tastes good, which is all that matters.

Fred: Aw man, my cookie fell on the floor.
Melvin: You're not gonna eat it??!
Fred: Are you kidding? It's already been 5.092 seconds! I can't eat that infected piece of @#$!!
Melvin: Well, you know I live by the nobody stepped on it rule man.
*Melvin eats cookie*
Fred: DUDE YOU'RE GONNA GET MALARIA!!

R.I.P. Melvin: 1988-2008

nobody stepped on it rule by SmellsPrettyBad March 6, 2008