Who put sand in her vagina 

A term used to describe old, irritating, irrational old people. Sand in vagina's can be irritating and make people a bunch of assholes to be/ work with.

Student 1- So I drew that damn picture and that old bitch the principle gave me a one week suspension. I'm totally fucked when I get home.

Student 2- damn dude, who put sand in her vagina

Who put sand in her vagina by Wasinator March 12, 2011

head in the sand in love 

The state of having fallen so far in love that one's head is no longer over one's heels but under them, leaving them in a position of not even being able to scrutinize the situation (head in the sand) when there are obvious signs that things are going down hill, or they aren't being treated right. Things do not have to be going wrong for one to be "head in the sand in love". It is merely a very good way of telling. Also, one whom is "head in the sand in love" will not notice any faults at all in the person of their obsession.

Looking back, she may have screwed me over really bad, but I can never know for sure... I guess I'm still head in the sand in love.

head in the sand in love by D351 February 2, 2007

sand in my vagina 

A good excuse to get out of anything.

Coach: Son, why don't you want to play today?
Player: I would play in the basketball game today coach, but I've had some sand in my vagina thats been troubling me all day.

sand in my vagina by Deeez Nuuutz July 4, 2003

sand in your vag

An expression used to discribe a grumpy/angry person

What the hell is your problem?? How bout you get that sand outta your vag?

sand in your vag by Tobias Lents May 13, 2005

sand in the vagina 

This phase can be applied to men as well. i.e. A man who complains constantly or who has a pissy expression in his face.

Example: That guy is bitching about everything, he must have sand in the vagina.

sand in the vagina by BAMFclops November 28, 2009

too much sand in the hourglass 

(adj) Descriptive term used by a woman with an hourglass figure ie: large boobs, small waist & large hips who is unhappy with the largeness of the boobs and hips in proportion to the waist. Gives the idea the person would be happier with a smaller hourglass, one with less sand in it perhaps...

Sam: You have such a lovely hourglass figure, Ellie.

Ellie: There's too much sand in the hourglass....

Or; If only there wasn't so much sand in my hourglass...

too much sand in the hourglass by Elliebear June 3, 2008

a young man stands in his room 

The last thing you'll ever read before selling your soul to Andrew Hussie.

"I remember all of the first page to Homestuck!"
"Oh man, don't start again...."
"A young man stands in his room-"
"OMFG"

a young man stands in his room by OFF1C3R T3R3Z1 June 7, 2016