Dick's Sporting Wood 

Giant retailer of condoms and other sexual enhancement products.

Joff: My girlfriend is coming into town this weekend. I can't wait to give her the balogna pony. I need to pick up a 12 pack of condoms.

LL: I heard Dick's Sporting Wood is having a blow-out sale on condoms and viagra this weekend.

Joff: Awesome! Do you need me to pick you up anything while I'm there?

LL: Yes, can you get me some of that Black Magic? I plan on getting some poontang of my own!

Dick's Sporting Wood by joff leff December 28, 2011

starting at

A term evil-minded sellers use to make you believe in a fake price. In reality the price is always much higher and only very few, if any, products actually have this price.

Buy Windows 7 now! Starting at 70€! (Actual price 100€)

starting at by Locercus April 22, 2014

hot starting

Having intercourse with a female who has already been involved in the act, and who is therefore already “prepared” in terms of lubrication.

It’s your turn Steve, you’re hot starting on her so no need for foreplay.

hot starting by NiAiRo January 5, 2018

Lada engine is starting 

Enter this into google translate and click voice translation button to hear it being spoken:
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvggiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvggiiivvvvvvvvvvvvggiiiivvvvvggiiiivvvvvvvvvvvvvvgg
vroomvroomvroomvroomvroomvroomvroomvroom

The sound of Lada engine is starting. Also:
Your reaction when Lada engine doesn't start, also enter this into google translate and click voice translation button:
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Lada engine is starting by 32121 December 21, 2017

Sporting Toe 

When a chick has a camel toe.

Damn, Merissa was sporting toe today. What a whore!

Sporting Toe by Dushon Mandicks May 20, 2008

starting shit with a starterkit 

Slang for when someone provokes a situation that they are bad or inferior in with a superior person or group, especially when it's in very over-the-top, easy-to-tell proportions.

Scrawny Dude: "I'll drop you any day. Square up!"

Heavyweight Champion: "O_O"

Spectator: "LOL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Spectator #2: "u srs brah?"

Spectator #3: "HE'S GONNA NEED SOME MILK!"

Spectator #4: "Starting shit with a starterkit XD"

starting shit with a starterkit by wane the wordwaker August 30, 2016

Sporting Clube de Portugal 

A portuguese football team.
Nowadays are shit.
Deus Ilori plays for them.
Causes depression to millions of fans

Sporting Clube de Portugal and Ilori are dog shit

Sporting Clube de Portugal by Deus no Comando February 4, 2020