soviet russia 

While most of the other definitions on this topic are technically correct, none of them attribute the joke to its originator, Yakov Smirnoff, an actor and standup comedian who is pretty recent and also still alive.

I can't believe the contributors to this definition were so stupid that they think a joke by a comedian who was incredibly famous during the late 80s and is still very famous is actually a joke that just "comes from the internet"!

In soviet russia, contributors to internet sites probably know what they're talking about, because they don't here.

soviet russia by maxwell tallman September 8, 2010

Soviet Anthem 

IMO, one of the most powerful national anthems of all time.

“I bought the Soviet Anthem from ITunes!”

Soviet Anthem by Draca2000 January 21, 2019

soviet russia 

A magical place where things happen in quite the opposite from the good ol' USA, and where men in furry hats follow you but disappear when you look back.

In America, you can always find a party, but in Soviet Russia, the Party finds you!

In Soviet Russia, cold catches you!

soviet russia by Gizwidget November 12, 2007

Soviet Pink Slip 

Firing a useless bureaucrat by way of execution

The treasurer didn't show up at the meeting, so he got a soviet pink slip.

Soviet Pink Slip by ncsmith2012 October 7, 2009

Soviet style

With extra and unnecessary force, an attempt to crush the opposition.

Xerxes planned his revenge Soviet style.
Xenophon's girlfriend bitched him out Soviet style.
Milton was just hammered by a Soviet style tackle!

Soviet style by Chromium September 12, 2005

soviet missile

1) n. A huge Russian Penis, capable of penetrating the tightest of pussies and squirting out nuclear sperm.
2) v. A sex position that involves using a broken condom and cumming all over the partner while standing in a rocket pose.

1) "Tyler's mom was moaning hard last night, I saw her go into her room with a Russian man."
"He must of gave her his soviet missile"
"That would also explain why nuclear waste is dripping from the ceiling of my room."

2) "Damn, those porn stars sure know how to do the soviet missile."
"You're a fucking pervert, you know that?"

soviet missile by Beauqiikoi November 21, 2013

soviet-onion 

its the soviet union but its an onion

The soviet union is now soviet-onion

soviet-onion by poopybutface59 February 4, 2021