Henny Youngman solution 

Telling someone that the solution to a problem is to simply not do anything that exposes the flaw that causes the problem. From the old Henny Youngman joke: "Doctor, it hurts when I do this!" "Don't do that." Usually, but not always, associated with computers.

"The program crashes when I try to print!"
"Don't try to print."
"Do you have a real solution or just a Henny Youngman solution?"

Henny Youngman solution by Al Benedict January 4, 2008

turnkey solution 

All set up ready to go... originally used regarding computer software - locked and loaded, just needs the turnkey to operate....

In other words - another friggin' meaningless buzz word seconded to every two bit copywriter in need of a sales point when they don't know what their software, company or boss actually does

We offer turnkey solutions to all your business needs

turnkey solution by The Fast Rita October 25, 2007

Skymall solution 

An absurdly single-purposed tool or solution which solves a problem you don't actually have. Like many products in the popular in-flight catalog, Skymall.

I thanked my cousin for the gift of a Hot Dog Toaster, but thought I'd never need to cook enough hot dogs to justify owning such a Skymall solution.

Skymall solution by epynephrin September 14, 2012

Corporate Solution 

is a euphemism for doing nothing but saying you will do something every week.

I appreciate you working on this but we need to have a corporate solution for this.

Corporate Solution by Bill Wierzbowski September 23, 2014

The Solution 

- I could kiss you, and you could kiss me back.
- You could kiss me and i'd definitely kiss back.

How do I fix our relationship? Oh I know, The Solution.

The Solution by TheSolutionHaHa September 24, 2018

Proactiv Solution 

Stupid shit that costs way too much. Doesn't do shit. I hate it.

Dude, did you try that Proactiv?
Yeah, it didn't do shit. I hate it.
Oh.

Proactiv Solution by Captain Chad February 3, 2005

Loosey Goosey Solution 

When a girl has a really loose vagina and you stick your hand inside along with your dick and jerk off inside.

My wife had a baby the other day, she let me perform the loosey goosey fix on that dialation. And that's the loosey goosey solution

Loosey Goosey Solution by The elliottwells muhfugga September 20, 2012