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Solar plexus clown gliders 

An Apparent Corruptive Entity that is the collective name given to a broad range of paranormal phenomena attributed to a corruptive entity which infects weak and vulnerable people through the Solar Plexus chakra. Originally used by 80s New Age practitioners, the phenomena was linked to a horror themed email forwardable in the late 90s, which claimed that simply reading or hearing the words "Solar Plexus Clown Glider" made one susceptible to infection. (Or seeing the photo related) (DO NOT LOOK IT UP)
Person 1: "i looked up solar plexus clown gliders, and now i cant sleep!"

Person 2: "Sounds Scary, I Heard The Photo Curses You."
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Solar Flare rule 34 

Hentai depicting Solar Flare from Plants vs. Zombies: Heroes that’s disturbingly common within the plants vs. zombies community. Just searching up things about the game will result in you finding it. Some find it hot, some find it gross some don’t care and some bully and death-threat people who like it, which is just as fucked up.
Person 1: Searched up Solar Flare pvz and I got a bunch of pvz porn wtf?
Person 2: It’s just your occasional Solar Flare rule 34 so get used to it. We’re all traumatised

solar hangover

a solar hangover is a term used to describe the after effects on the body of spending too much time in the sun, very much like an alcohol-induced hangover, except this is caused by the sun. Symptoms include, but are not limited to; sunburn, red eyes, fatigue, headache, peeling/dry skin, dehydration.
"You're all sunburned from spending the day on the beach!"

"I know, I have a wicked solar hangover."
solar hangover by harleyk99 July 13, 2010

solar eclipse 

A Solar Eclipse happens when the moon comes directly in between the earth and the Sun.
solar eclipse by Pompom7 September 26, 2003

Solar-Eclipsing 

Solar-Eclipsing is when, one is intoxicated to the point where ones eyes look like they are Solar-Eclipsing.
Dude your eyes are Solar-Eclipsing like damn Man you are on a whole different level of high.

Solar Opposites 

Solar Opposites is an American adult animated sitcom centers around a family of aliens from a better world who must take refuge in middle America. They disagree on whether this is awful or awesome. Also about a world called the wall, were Yumyulack shrinks and puts people he dislikes
in one episode Solar Opposites episode, "Terry and Korvo Steal a Bear" is actually about a tiny revolution inside of the wall.

solar kiss 

A sexual maneuver in which one uses the tongue to completely trace the contour of the vagina hole in a circular motion.
The solar kiss helped the woman reach orgasm.