Shelterbelt

The shittiest program ever written. Shelterbelt is a filtering proxy written by Twotrees that blocks every fucking thing on the Internet of any value whatsoever (even Bing and Google Mobile, and Bing is the default search provider on the entire network). It blocks most proxy sites (and if it doesn't, once you actually use the proxy, you're instantly suspended from the Internet and your activity and username are recorded and sent to the admin), but Ultrasurf and TOR work just fine when their proxy settings are configured correctly.

Student A: Hey, why don't you look that up on Bing?
Student B: *types keywords into IE search bar* DAMNIT! SHELTERBELT BLOCKED IT!
Student A: But how? It's the default search engine on our entire network?
Student B: Ask our network admin after preschool and his daily nap.

Shelterbelt by AK47Jenks December 25, 2010

shattered heart 

when you have a broken heart so bad you are broken beyond repair that’s it, your depressed forever. no more fun, no more anything. you just don’t want to be in existence to the point where you stay at home everyday and struggle to just get your clothes on because you know there’s no meaning in what you do and there never will be

Friend1: ......
Friend2: Woah. you have a shattered heart?.. i’m sorry..

shattered heart by FrostyBYT April 14, 2018

shattered finger syndrome 

Also known as SFS, Shattered Finger Syndrome is a disease your friends and relatives get that prevents them from being able to respond to your IMs and emails.

You: Hey
Friend: ...
You (2 hours later): Hello?
Friend: ...
You (48 hours later): Wtf, are you dead? You aren't idle.
Friend: ...
You: Oh shit, you have Shattered Finger Syndrome! I'll have to call the police! I only pray I'm not too late...

shattered finger syndrome by SeanG March 20, 2008

shetere 

Shetere . A transliteration of shit into the Māori language…

"I talked to Bronson and he says Aaron is all shetere"

"She says she can't finish her deck because the contractor ran out of wood and not her money. She is full of shetere."

"They are all shetere."

"Vege Garden. More like Shetere Garden"

"That business you are promoting is a shetere ponzi scheme"

"Monique says you're all shetere."

shetere by maoatech March 4, 2021

shattered ass 

the unfortunate effect of anal penitration without the use of good lubrication....tends to develop lumps in the rectal area

Damn sean pull that insanely large penis out of ryan hunting.... ass before you shatter it like there is no tomorrow...

shattered ass by Anonymous August 1, 2003

Sheltard

The dumbasses that are too rich to go to public school but too dumb to go to private schools

That damn sheltard cut herself

Sheltard by surgericly March 25, 2019

shattered dreams 

Goldust's trademark move. You put your opponent's legs behind the 2nd rope after he/she's trapped in the corner, you back up, run, and kick him/her between the legs.

Jerry: OMG! Goldust did the Shattered Dreams on Sable!

shattered dreams by ChoujinkiMetalder March 31, 2005