Gentleman's Shake 

Post ejaculation, the now sexually gratified male takes his semi-flaccid penis and shakes it wildly about the face of his liver depositing any remnant love juices on their cheeks and lips.

Celeste gave Frank a sloppy blow job and gobbled up his busted nut like a hungry whore. He left her with a lovely facial glaze by doing the Gentleman's Shake.

Gentleman's Shake by Eaton Holgoode April 6, 2017

lion's share 

The larger or greater part of something divided up.

His wife does the lion's share of the housework.

lion's share by Jungle Audience January 31, 2014

Shane Dawson's Fuck 

Chris Dawson is Shane Dawson's fuck

God brought this message to me Chris Dawson is Shane Dawson's fuck making him Shane Dawson's Fuck. also known as SDF

Shane Dawson's Fuck by RapidCalf October 5, 2020

Trying to Shave a Snake 

A phrase coined by Demetri Martin.. It is used to describe a situation that doesn't work out well, just like shaving a snake. It's just not going to happen.

"You hear Jerry's trying to open that Frozen Yogurt business?"
"Good luck to him.. If you ask me, he's trying to shave a snake."

Trying to Shave a Snake by JollyLama February 27, 2010

save your shave 

When you need to shave, but decide not to because of an important event coming up. Saving your shave is done to eliminate any irritation you would receive from shaving too often.

Guy1: Dude you haven't shaved for like a week, you need to get on that.

Guy2: Yeah I know, I'm about to.

Guy1: On second thought, you should save your shave for when your girlfriend comes this weekend!

Guy2: Oh good idea, I wouldn't want razor burn while she's here

save your shave by Scooter5465 April 6, 2010

neverending quest to save one's girlfriend 

What a suspected closeted homosexual is said to be on. A phrase coined on Comedy Central's "Drawn Together."

"Sorry, ladies, I think that guy's on a neverending quest to save his girlfriend."

neverending quest to save one's girlfriend by Uma Glurman November 12, 2004

shave the soap 

The action of removing any body hair that may have become attached to a bar of soap while you're in the shower.

It is a common courtesy for the person who will be using the soap after you, especially if your short and curlies are stuck on.

"Who forgot to shave the soap!? It looks like Sasquatch was using this thing!"

shave the soap by CaptainJonus July 28, 2006