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Citizenship and Immigration Services

(U.S. GOVERNMENT) successor to the investigations and processing arm of the former Immigration and Naturalization Services (INS) of the USA. In 2003, the INS was dissolved and its enforcement arm transferred to the new Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE). The INS had formerly been part of the Justice Department; the CIS is part of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).

The CIS is responsible for incarcerating hundreds of thousands of people each year, mostly for petty paperwork filing errors or traffic stops.
She spent months struggling with the wretched, burned-out bureaucracy of the Citizenship and Immigration Services, wondering how anyone could enter the country legally without violating the laws of physics.

Child Trafficking Services

Like child protective services, but in Mexico because they'll place your damn children in a semi and keep them for sex trade.
dave: Have you heard alissa was sold off to the Mexican's child trafficking services?
me: Yeah.. I heard about her getting kidnapped by CTS. Hope she's ok

servicing 

an act which involves pleasuring urself and recharging urself on the pleasure side
i servicing myself over that DVD last night
servicing by z1 July 3, 2006

Student Services 

A place in your college where students go to wait in line indefinitely and receive no service.
First Year Student: "I'm going to go to Student Services to get information and help with financial assistance!"
Fourth Year Student: "Haha, yeah...good luck with that."
*6 hours later*
First Year Student: "MOTHERFU--"
Student Services by Mostly Joking February 10, 2015

Craft services 

The people who provide snacks such as granola bars and chips or fruit and veggies on a movie set.
The catering on that movie wasn't all that but craft services really rocked!
Craft services by 4realazitgits March 25, 2021

immaculate data services 

A young individual selling All network data exclusive to Nigerian only
Buy your data from Immaculate data services