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screaming metal deathtrap

A gray toyota that has any of the folowing qualities:
-cracked windshield
-windows that dont open
-windows that HAVE to be open or the car will fill up with exhaust
-air condtioning that is permanetly stuck on the hottest setting
-when turned on vents generally blow out bits of dried leaves
-radio is actually UPSIDEDOWN in the dash.
-screaming sounds emenate from axles when turning
-filled with muddy, sharp digging equipment/ old computer hard drives
-has a monkey wrench with questionable redish brown stains in the glove compartment
- is loved and cherished by its owner despite constant warnings and pleas to get rid of it from his sons.
Tom: Awww man, dad PLEASE dont drive me to school in that horror. I have a whole life ahead of me.

Steve: Oh come on son, its not THAT bad. Its just... excentric in its old age.

Tom: DAD, IT BLOWS LEAVES OUT THE AC VENTS. ITS A SCREAMING METAL DEATHTRAP

screaming craps 

Diarrhea from hell so firery and violent that you scream in pain.
Friend: “how was your date last night”
Me: “good? We hit up taco bell
Friend: “uh oh
Me: “yea I had the screaming craps in the middle of the night”
screaming craps by Bwattz January 1, 2018

screaming pellican 

while engaging in anal sex on a beach the male sneakingly covers his penis in sand (helps if a little wet). Then without notice shoves the penis into his partners anus.
screaming pellican by nick like woah September 5, 2007

Screaming Indian 

When a man is having vaginal sex doggy style then pulls out and shoves it in her ass causing her to scream while simultaneously putting his hand over the woman's mouth moving it back and forth to create the sound of a indian war cry
The first time I gave a Screaming Indian my neighbors called the cops
Screaming Indian by cmdr. Johnson September 8, 2005

screaming abdabs 

1. extreme anxiety or nervousness
2. one of the early names used by the band that would become Pink Floyd
I'm sure Syd had a case of the screaming abdabs when he found out he was being kicked out of the band.
screaming abdabs by TzeraFNX May 23, 2008

screaming seagull 

While having sex on a beach, you remove your weiner and dip it in the sand. Then you reinsert. The result is a screaming seagull.
She loved that screaming seagull I gave her.
screaming seagull by Rawdog Rich September 1, 2008