If the river runs red take the dirt track instead 

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead

When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead by Bob March 26, 2005

the guy that runs that outfit over there 

(person) - This position was formerly known as the Secretary of Defense. He is is the head of the Department of Defense for the United States of America, however as President Biden cannot remember anyone's name this is what he is now called.

Note - search this phrase on YouTube for masterful oration.

I'd like to thank.....uh....the guy that runs that outfit over there..."

- President Joe Biden, 38/2021

the guy that runs that outfit over there by $lapaho March 9, 2021

Until the trust fund runs out 

As long as I am able

I don't have Internet access of my own, but I'm gonna keep stealing wi-fi from my neighbor until the trust fund runs out.

Until the trust fund runs out by Rico Detroit June 14, 2008

number runs 

If you make number runs, you're bringing betting slips and cash wagers to where they do an illegal lottery. i pick 3 or 4 numbers and win money if they're drawn

I Tote guns, I make number runs...
-Biggie Smalls

number runs by c0rpse December 12, 2006

Stephen Hawking runs better than this game. 

A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.

John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

Stephen Hawking runs better than this game. by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016

I wish you the runs 

To cordially wishith upon the runs/diarrhea to someone/something

Someone cuts you off while driving on the road: "I wish you the runs"

I wish you the runs by J-Bye January 17, 2009

As Blood Runs Black

Kick ass Death Metal/Hardcore band from California, best songs are Hester Prynne (breakdown - orgasmic) and Chug Chug, whoever wrote the other definition for this band is an idiot

Did you listen to that As Blood Runs Black cd?

YEAH!!! I had to change my pants 4 times cause the breakdowns were so effin good!

As Blood Runs Black by ptroy90 February 27, 2009