Smurf Riding Tickle Dick

1. When one is prior to blowing his load, the partner will will "tickle" his dick blue.

2. When a smurf rides a four legged animal while he is in the process of tickling his dick.

3. Yet another insult.

Gerard moaned in great pleasure as Sally got off of him and started to tickle his dick.

Papa smurf hadn't ridden a horsie before, the tremendous feeling of his deep blue balls bouncing up and down on the horse gave him the feeling to tickle his dick.

"Cameron you Smurf Riding Tickle Dick stop being such a Smurf Riding Tickle Dick and do your fucking homework!!"

Smurf Riding Tickle Dick by Sir Fuzzmo September 1, 2006

Riding the Griffin

Masturbation.

From World of Warcraft, where players have nothing better to do for eight minutes while traveling from one place to another on their griffin.

Three guys playing WoW and talking on teamspeak.

Guy 1: Hey, Guy 2.

(no reply)

Guy 3: He must be off riding the griffin.

Riding the Griffin by Pyromaniakkk December 30, 2009

Squat riding 

It involves riding dick but the female is squatting on both feet or one leg on the knee bouncing up and down in a pleasureable way it is one of Dominic’s favorite positions

I’m good on leg day Dominic had me squat riding all weekend

Squat riding by Angry pirate hooker69 April 7, 2020

Riding West Of Texas 

Having sex a little on the kinky side, often with the use of erotic toys, lotions, or creams.

Person One: "Have you ever been west of Texas?"
Person Two: "Oh, riding west of Texas is the only way to go!"

Riding West Of Texas by Hageam January 16, 2008

riding the north face 

The act of a woman sitting on a man's face while he orally pleasures her.

Guy 1: "Man, that girl was freaky! She the was riding the north face an everything!"
Guy 2: "she what?"
Guy 1: "she sat on my face and had me eat her out!"

riding the north face by OswaldH July 10, 2015

riding mexican 

The act of riding in the bed of a pickup truck due to lack of available seats inside the cab. Favored by rednecks, frat boys, and illegal immigrants.

"There's no room up front, looks like you guys are riding mexican tonight"

riding mexican by Encyclopedia Leroy Brown June 30, 2009

ghost riding 

The act of hanging outside of their driver-side door with no driver in the seat while the car is still in motion. From the yay area, oakland!

Ghost riding the whip,
doors open,
invisible driver!
invisible driver!

ghost riding by aempirei December 28, 2005