Ripped 

to be insulted by a person

Person 1: Me girlfriend finished with me last week
Person 2: You Obviously couldn't satisfy her in the bedroom then
Person 1: SHUT UP!
Person 2: Hahaha you know you just got ripped!

Ripped by Loz Williams November 26, 2007

ripped 

Intoxicated.

I just smoked 14 joints and drank 67 beers. I am ripped!

ripped by Lexicon Master September 15, 2003

ripped 

1. Having well defined muscles.
2. The state of being drunk.
3. Having inhaled deeply from a bong.
4. To fart.

1. That guy is all ripped up, he must be juicing!
2. Mike Hunt was drinking way too much at that party, he was totally ripped!
3. Dang, did you see the look in his eyes when he ripped that last hit?!
4. I was with my girl last night and her eyes started to water after I ripped a juicy one!

ripped by Dave G-Spot September 15, 2003

Ripped 

Ripped: To show up someone in public, and cause humor at their embarrasment.

Jen: Nice pants, Eugine... where did you get them from? The pound shop?
Eugine: Nice face, Jen, where did you get that from, your mother in law?
Harry: Jen's just been ripped by Eugine!

Ripped by Blahdsdgdgh February 1, 2007

ripped 

extremely low body fat combined with good musculature.

Lifting wieghts made me big, now dieting will get me ripped!

ripped by yo mama September 15, 2003

ripped 

Ripped (adj.) - 1) Having well toned muscles, see jacked.
2) Being extremely intoxicated, usually from narcotic use.

Rip (verb) - 1) To copy the files from an audio CD to a computer.
2) To pass gas loudly.

Whoa, did you see his abs? That guy is ripped!

Oh man, I was ripped last night from all of that pot.

I ripped the newest Jay-Z CD after buying it. You want me to burn you a copy?

I ripped one so bad last night that we had to evacuate the room for a few minutes!

ripped by The Pants April 5, 2008

ripped 

Muscular.

Yo that nugga is ripped.

ripped by mcbain September 16, 2003