dick relish  

A condiment derived from the dick region. Grown and harvested in the spring of the year in a sustainable manner.

Oops you got dick relish all up in you after that 5k marathon.

dick relish by Jim Townerson March 8, 2009

Captain’s Relish 

Semen. Sperm. Nut. Nut custard. Man curd. Rock snot. Ball juice. Jizz. Cum. Identified as captain’s relish to signify a higher ranking class of man goo.

Rachel’s getting some of the Captain’s Relish tonight.

Rachel sucks a lot of dicks but she always comes back for a heaping helping of my Captain’s Relish.

Captain’s Relish by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

gentlemans relish

male ejaculate

I finished jerkin off and had to clean up all of the gentlemans relish off of the wall

gentlemans relish by Chips March 19, 2004

gentleman's relish 

Noun: Spunk, jism, come baby gravy. There is actually a brand of anchovy paste in Britain called The Gentleman's Relish - Patum Peperium. Coincidentally, it's rather salty.

Do you like the taste of Gentleman's Relish, babe?
Don't know, never tried it.
Open wide. What's your name by the way?

gentleman's relish by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

Cunt Relish 

Cunt relish is when you're eating out a girl with long, bushy pubes, and said pubes become wet and crunchy with vaginal juices, just like relish.

Shave that nasty cunt relish!

Cunt Relish by manthonyS December 2, 2010

French Relish 

In the act of taking any sort of food and putting it inside of a human asshole and than eating it

I use dillon forester for French Relish

French Relish by Nuttsack69 November 13, 2011

Throat Relish

When you inhale hard through your nose and your snot gets sucked into your throat.

"Dude, why are you coughing like that?"
"I gotta get rid of this throat relish."

Throat Relish by Fuchia September 19, 2012