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Vietnamese drag race 

While driving on a two lane street, being stuck behind two Vietnamese drivers who are going 15 mph below the posted speed limit.
I would have been on time but i was stuck in a Vietnamese drag race for 4 blocks!!
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winning the rat race 

This is a cynical saying about competition in life, the rats keep winning the rat race. The low and ruthless become most successful.
I'm gonna retire l am tired of the rats winning the rat race.

race war 

GAS THE BIKES RACE WAR NOW
gas the bikes race war now
race war by blackphantomracer April 5, 2022

The Real Amazing Race 

To perform the Real Amazing Race you must first start by chugging a bottle of liquid laxatives. Once you have polished off the bottle start as soon as possible to masturbate. The challenge is to see if you can masturbate and finish before you shit yourself.
Ex: 1

"Did you watch CBS's Amazing Race last night?"
"No, but I did try to complete The Real Amazing Race."
"What is that?"
"Dude, urbandictionary that shit, its unbelievable."

Ex:2

"Where you able to pull off The Real Amazing Race?"
"No dude, there was shit everywhere and then because of that I threw up all over my dick."

Race the Flush 

A solitary game that one can indulge themselves in when having to take a piss. The rules are relatively simple. You flush first, then begin pissing. Try and finish pissing before the toilet completely flushes and you win. If you can't finish your piss before the water comes back up, you have been defeated.

Once you're defeated you have several options; you can flush the toilet again, or leave the remaining urine in the toilet to develop a filthy ring around the inside - punishing the toilet for its victory.

A variable in the equation for victory in this game is how long it takes for your toilet to flush. I'd say the average flush time for a toilet is around 15 seconds, give or take 2-3 seconds depending on water level.

This is predominately a game for men, since we take pisses standing up, we have a more clear view into the toilet than women do, hence, a better way of judging if we actually beat the flush or not.

I know i'm not the only one who's done this before, in fact, i'm sure countless people have done this and have just never thought of it as a game/idea, nonetheless actually fucking name it.
Drunk Guy: Dude...I just fuckin tried to race the flush and I didn't even come close..

The Jester Race 

The second-best metal album ever made, behind only Dark Tranquillity's The Gallery. Recorded in 1995 by In Flames, it stands as their seminal accomplishment seconded by 1994's Lunar Strain and 1997's Whoracle. A true testament to spectacular riff-writing and guitarwork, every song has at least three distinct riffs, with a very dynamic lead guitar and a strong rhythm guitar and frequent double leads in parts. The vocals are powerful but not spectacular in any way and the lyrics are closer to poetry than 99% of music gets. The drumming is very fast and clean, but the drums and bass tend to make way for the guitar, which is clearly the highlight of the album and of In Flames in general, at least up until 2002's Reroute to Remain. A true testament to the riff- and solo-writing prowess of Jesper Stromblad, and a fantastic journey into another land, where creative and unrepetitive music reigns supreme. When combined with the 1996 EP Black-Ash Inheritance, it becomes an even better album simply due to the addition of In Flames's best song they ever wrote, Goliaths Disarm Their Davids, an epic track that stands out on an album that is nothing but epic tracks. A must-have for any fan of metal.
Man 1: In Flames is obviously a shite band. Clearly they're just another commercialized Slipknot knockoff.

Man 2: Not exactly. *hands Man 1 a copy of The Jester Race*
The Jester Race by Stand Ablaze September 29, 2005