caffeine poisoning

A horrible poisoning similar to alcohol poisoning caused by taking too much caffeine. Most caffeine is ingested through energy drinks, coffee, or caffeine pills. Depending on body weight and tolerance, you can be poisoned by taking large doses in short amounts of time. Most caffeine poisoning is characterized by nausea, shaking, jitters, headaches, racing thoughts, insomnia, vomiting, and hallucinations. Can be fatal. Can be cured by staying up until you're tired, drinking milk and water constantly and using the bathroom to flush out your system.

Me: I took 800mg of caffeine last night in pills. I was up for two days with caffeine poisoning.
Friend: That sucks.

by ofdarkskies April 7, 2009

prisonity

To lose your anal virginity in Prison

Leroy: " Damn man I took that fish's prisonity in two seconds flat!"
Tom : Yeah and he bled for a week!"

by Nielskin June 5, 2007

testosterone poisoning

When a woman takes testosterone in order to "transition" into being a transman, and encounters the severe physical, physiological and mental side effects from an artificially induced endocrine disorder. Symptoms are not unlike those for abuse of other steroids, of which testosterone is one: irritability, rage, promiscuity, lack of emotional control, violent outbursts, abnormal hair growth, male pattern baldness, damage to fertility, vocal chord damage, skeletal deformation.

A: How is she now that she's detransitioned?
b: She's okay, but it's hard to know the long-term effects of testosterone poisoning.

by TSCX October 5, 2023

food poisoning

when bad people put bad things into your food and make you sick

"i called in sick because of food poisoning"

by etchasketch November 23, 2003

Prisonic

Adjective describing something prison-like in nature or appearance; cold and unfeeling; devoid of any form of freedom.

Both oppressive and omnipotent, the new government controlled its populace with almost prisonic efficiency.

by Capn Dinner April 26, 2010

lead poisining

death from a gun shot(jocular)

My friend said his uncle died of lead poisining. However, I did not think that he told the whole truth.

by Light Joker December 25, 2004

cherry blossom poisoning

The act of licking the boss's boots Cherry blossom is a well known brand of shoe polish

Hello Dear'You don't look too well.I've got my promotion though as well as Cherry blossom poisoningboss

by wywot January 31, 2009