Kidney pouches 

A kidney pouch is the fat above the waist, over where the kidneys are. It can be used as an ansult to a fat person or anyone.

Lee: Hey bird nose.
Darby: Shut up kidney pouches.

Kidney pouches by xDCJx April 29, 2007

Put Me in Poached Burger 

A burger that comes with a poached egg

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Put Me in Poached Burger, you should try it!"

Put Me in Poached Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

pooched 

broken; incorrect; displaying negative characteristics without explanation; less than optimal

I don't know what's wrong with your friggin' HDTV -- all I know is that it's probably pooched.

pooched by 69 your mom December 26, 2005

porched 

To be pretty pissed off. Not 100% pissed off, probably about 70%

I cannot believe that idiot left the oven on all day AGAIN. Porched.

porched by Mark Hooper February 14, 2008

pouche 

pouche is a sophisticated word for twat or cooter. Created accidentally, pouche rolls off the tongue and is fun to say!! Have fun pouches!!

Cassie is a f!@#in' pouche!!!

pouche by --Meghan July 11, 2007

pouche 

pussy-douche

Stop being such a pouche

pouche by thugmuffin22 November 6, 2009

POCHED 

The immediate feeling of affection and attraction when you see your new puppy.

I was immediately poched when I saw the new pup.

POCHED by Mick43 June 10, 2018