Plonk Wash 

To be wanked off past the vinegar strokes, so you spill ya mess.

Go on love.. give us a plonk wash.

Plonk Wash by PieboyB December 24, 2017

Plinky Plonk

A musical style that allows the listener to predict the entire track within 8 bars or less, usually favored by lesser talented drum and bass producers (who are in fact not making drum and bass!)

Bar 1-7: Atmospheric Pad
Bar 7-8: Volume automated 8th/16th beat cue
Bar 9-15: Repeat Atmospheric Pad
Bar 16: Repeat automated 8th/16th beat cue
Bar 17: Cut and Paste (flat) 2 step kick/snare beat pattern

Also included: Casio sounding Plinky Plonk synth presets, misplaced high reaching vocal/lyric, distorted bass stabs, trumpet samples.

Plinky Plonk by Earshot May 14, 2010

Pk-plonk 

The densest element, only naturally occurring near people named Vincent

Only known element to radiate from a person

Plonk affects the brain making someone Irish and mentally handicapped

People who radiate plonk are considered a Plonker

Adam: shit there’s a Vincent over there I don’t want to be Irish

Some smart ass in Peru: I just discovered a new element: pk-plonk!

Jasper: today we will be studying pk which is the chemical symbol for plonk

Pk-plonk by Sussyamogusbaka6969 December 3, 2021

Plinky Plonk

A Chinese Karen

Some chinky person who thinks she owns

Everyone and everything

“ shutup you absolute plinky plonk, man ain’t no raaas claat bomboclaat fookin EEEEEdiot…”

Plinky Plonk by PoooosEclaay December 29, 2021

Plink Plonk Jizz 

The unusual sexual act of inserting Alker Seltzer up your rectum, followed by a quick hand shandy, and the imminent eruption of Jizz. See also Fizzing.

Pauls conventional Sunday afternoon hand shandy in front of the telly was taking a lot longer than usual so to speed him up he changed tact and decided on a Plink Plonk Jizz

Plink Plonk Jizz by Lady Grey May 20, 2004

plinkety-plonk 

too repeatedly whack someone on the head with a hammer.

`hey jim` `hey bob, guess what i did last night` `what?!` `i got plinkety-plonked` `wow, that must have felt good`

plinkety-plonk by plonker the donker September 15, 2017

fat plonk 

When someone shits in the girl's bathroom. Specifically a black stinky one.

Person 1: EW SOMEONE DID A FAT PLONK
Person 2: Isabel.

fat plonk by personwhowritesdefiontions October 8, 2021