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plastering 

Having intercourse with a woman and when your about to finish you pull out and shoot it on her face. You then wait until the semen has dried and then you peel it off like a primary-schooler would peel glue off their hand for fun.
I was doing the deed with the girl next door and we decided we would have a bit of fun plastering eachother.
plastering by kiddyfiddler101 March 15, 2024

plirtering 

1. The act of a douchebag playing or flirting with girls.

2. Douchbag flirting with girls /IO to get them to like him so he can play them.
Dude. Stop plirtering
Don't be a plirter

paltering donkeypit 

Paltering- "lying", fibbing; not telling the truth. Donkeypit- donkey = ass; pit = hole, yeah you got it! Lying asshole.
Watch out for that paltering donkeypit- he'll take all your money!

Peathering idiot 

Someone who is constantly following you around stating the obvious, and is snitching on people even if what there’re doing is what is supposed to be happening.
Mr.Filch from “The Harry Potter series” is such a peathering idiot. He’s always getting students in trouble even if they’re in the right.

plattern 

German word for slapping your penis against another person

Seinen Penis gegen eine andere Person klatschen
Darf ich dich plattern?
plattern by Keinermehr April 4, 2022