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user on this platform 

a absolute pervert who says the n word in every sentence without a n word pass
user on this platforms friend: "hey dude are you a user on this platform?"
user on this platform: "yeah -insert racist word here-"
their friend: "YOU RACIST!!!!!!!!"

Manchester Piccadilly Platform 13

Platform 13 in the Manchester Piccadilly (in Manchester, UK) which is an absolute hellhole full of bare crowds
X: Go to hell
Y: Noo! Not Manchester Piccadilly Platform 13

Platforming 

The act of approaching someone from behind, and plopping one’s ballsack on their shoulder.
Ya bro, I heard John Hancock was platforming people when they signed the declaration. Should have been named John Hanballs.
Platforming by Bobby N SF July 13, 2018

Testicular Platform 

Use of the testicles to change the trajectory of a mans stream whilst relieving himself in the outdoors. (males only)
Guy 1: Hey man, don't sit that close to me. You just pissed and I don't need your piss mist anywhere near me.

Guy 2: Don't worry, I used my testicular platform to launch my stream to a safe distance.
A well known Minecraft Server Owner, Hacker & DDoSer.
Known for downing Arcane, Velt, Royalty,Crusade
User 1: Platform
User 2: PLEASE DONT DDOX ME OFFLINE BROSKI 1337
Platform by Dexter113 July 8, 2018
To straighten your hair using the Platform, or the Platform P2.
"Hey bz did you platform this morning?" "Yeah, did I do a good job?"
Platform by Allama August 31, 2008