planking 

When one proceeds to lie flat on a dangerous/unusual surface, with their hands by their sides. A photo is then taken of the planker, and posted online. It is a competition to plank in the most unusual/dangerous place. People have died planking - yet it is still an internet craze. Its fucking stupid.

Dude, did you see that guy lying on top of that 8 storey high pole?

Yeah man, he was planking.

Oh. Get a photo before he fell?

planking by jahhman23 June 19, 2011

masturbational planning 

When you can't currently beat dat meat because you are with family or in class etc... and you plan a specific time to get fappy and fap.

"Shit, i cant fap now, so i have masturbational planning to do at exactly 2:13, on Monday, August 17, 2023..."

masturbational planning by Goat arena optimized January 28, 2015

I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe 

something that defines humanity

I was in a low estate, but when I heard the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe", I rejoice.

I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe by ch4rg3 May 6, 2020

Planking 

The internet craze that is sweeping the nation. Planking is for people who travel, are not athletic in any way, and who want to be noticed on the internet. It is the most disgraceful trend humanity has ever allowed themselves to do.

Ben: "Hey, I saw your planking pose on youtube, where were you?"
Kyle: "Oh, just on the Seattle Space Needle"
Ben: "Kyle, planking is for dumb faggots who aren't athletic, but their IQ is about the same number as their shoe size."

Planking by Americanfather1953 July 18, 2011

Sandwich Planking 

When one individual proceeds to lie naked in-between two other naked individuals in a rigid horizontal state, creating a sandwich of naked individuals.

Dude 1: Dude, did you manage to bone both of those chicks last night?

Dude 2: Nah we were all wasted so we just ended up sandwich planking, i was the filling though so was still pretty sweet

Sandwich Planking by Plankpimp December 24, 2010

Planking 

The stupidest fucking act ever where you lay on your stomach with your hands at your sides and stretch your fingers and feet downward and then post a picture of it on facebook. Many people choose to do this across a building, car roof, the ground, on another person, or on an animal.

Dude, I'm not the only one that hates planking, Ray William Johnson does too!

Planking by PLANKING~IS~STUPID July 25, 2011

Planking 

The act of laying on anything to fit in and look like a retard while your friends take pictures of you.

Guy1: What are they doing?
Guy2:Planking
Guy1: Ew the ground is so dirty I'm going to go t-bag that faggot

Planking by dwbrown705 June 20, 2011