PEZ Clank 

The act of shoving a piece of PEZ candy in your dick hole and pee it out, thereby hearing an audible clank in the toilet.

“Dang, I thought I had kidney stones, but nah, I was just PEZ clanking.”

PEZ Clank by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021

Pez Dispenser 

An antisemite who believes the "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" is an authentic document.

I was talking to my friend about politics and it came up that he believes our government is run by aliens... then he started quoting this old medieval hoax at me. Turns out he's a total pez dispenser!

Pez Dispenser by Zosmos September 19, 2020

Pez Dispensing 

When a female stores fish into her vaginal canal and then goes to a public water facility to birth them so all can see. This term comes from the Spanish word "pez" which means fish and then the English word "dispenser" which means "one that dispenses or gives out."

"Hey I got a picture of Tina Pez Dispensing yesterday. It was insane"

Pez Dispensing by deltahippo95 March 18, 2014

Pez Teeth 

To have a layer of gritty fur left on your teeth after gorging on sugary candy (Pez pellets especially).

"Dude. I ate 4 packets of Pez this morning - now I got the Pez teeth real bad. I need a toothbrush pronto."

Pez Teeth by RyanJL October 24, 2008

Pez Out 

verb: to pez out - To leave suddenly and unexpectedly without notice, almost always after the consumption of tasty (alcoholic) beverages.

So when we go out tonight you can't pez out! We were all at the bar and then she just pezzed out all of a sudden.

Pez Out by Bear129 March 25, 2010

Pez That Head

The act of snapping your head back to take a shot in its entirety or any other alcoholic beverage.

Girl: You best Pez that Head.
Guy: *Gulps down the shot*

Pez That Head by Acid-Queen March 26, 2012

pez dispenser 

similar to taste the rainbow, the man uses his penis in the same manner as the classic candy machine. Not sure why he would want to do this, but it's always great fun at parties, and allows for hands free snack delivery.

Some of the younger kids at the concert missed the cultural reference when Jim dropped trou and gave em the ol' Pez Dispenser. One of them even had the nerve to yell out "Thanks for the gumball, Mickey!" As Jimmy flicked a few treats in his direction. As if he would ever put gumballs into his dick. Who would be crazy enough to do that?

pez dispenser by Pantaloon January 18, 2008