Penile Terrorism 

The act of using ones Johnson to perform unspeakable acts on the unwilling, especially on means of transportation or during slumber.

Ivy: How was the trip?

Sofia: Good but dude, I fell asleep on the plane, and I was so afraid of penile terrorism because I sleep with my mouth wide open!

Penile Terrorism by hatetotravel145 June 19, 2010

Penile degloving 

Two words that you never want to be seen used together. Ever.

I fear no man
but that thing (penile degloving)
it scares me....

Penile degloving by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 3, 2022

Penile Injunction

A formal command or mandate which requires the recipient to stop acting in a certain way. A Penile Injunction is usually served when someone is particularly annoying during a social situation.

Oli: Look at that group of Chikitie over there by the bus stop, I am going to try and get involved.

Tom: Don't make an idiot out of yourself, they will think your a joker with your stupid hair.

Oli: Shut the fuck up, your the joker. I am going to get myself a hot fucking Chikita.

Tom: Dont fuck with me, or I will serve you with penile injunction

Oli: Dont do that you twat

Tom: Ok, you asked for it fuckface, I hereby serve you with a penile injunction preventing any attempted approach or contact with the Chikita's. Unlucky bitch.

Penile Injunction by Mot241 June 25, 2009

penile colony 

A place where straight male prisoners who have committed particularly heinous crimes are sent -- typical penile colonies are on distant islands and are primarily inhabited by F47707s who have also committed particularly heinous crimes.

The straight male prisoner of such a colony is subsequently subjected to repeated unwelcome cornholing by the gay inmates.

Hey, didjya hear that Bernie in New Seattle hosed down all of those schoolchildren and got sentenced to life in a penile colony?

penile colony by Telephony June 29, 2013

penile activity 

Any activity involving your wife and your penis or another extremely rare sexual encounter involving your penis.

Husband - "Babe, what are the chances of us engaging in some penile activity tonight?"
Wife - "I'm watching Desperate House Wives. Put your penis away."

penile activity by Arnold Brownshviger November 24, 2018

Penile Denial

When a man goes into denial that his penis isn't all it used to be.

"My husband can't come to terms that his penis is not the strong, young lad it used to be. He's suffering from penile denial."

Penile Denial by Mmmmmmtini November 22, 2011

Penile Rejection 

When you see a girl, and its like "oh.. im not horny anymore"

Oh.. im not horny anymore

Penile Rejection by oh yea, well, you're a...... what? May 24, 2003