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Trench Penis 

Affliction of the male member that is caused by prolonged exposure to a partner's intergluteal cleft. Symptoms of trench penis include a burning sensation, swelling, discoloration, and a prickly or heavy feeling in the peen.

While spooning and lap-sitting are the most common causes for trench penis, any activity that involves arousal near a partner's anal bosom puts a male at high risk. Flatulence during these activities has been known to accelerate the onset of trench penis.
John was forced to use a wheelchair for 2 weeks during his grueling struggle with trench penis. His doctor advised him to try being the little spoon next time. I heard his prangus looked like a moldy cucumber.
Trench Penis by G.FRESH. October 10, 2016
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Play it by penis 

Same idea as play it by ear, except pertaining to sexual situations.
Guy 1: So when you gonna do that girl?

Guy 2: I don't know, I'll just play it by penis.

Penis Clapping 

The act of vigorously whipping your dick back and forth (left and right) so that it makes contact with your legs. The resulting impact produces a smacking sound, and if done rapidly, it can sound like clapping.
Instead of clapping with his hands at the end of the show, George stood up, dropped his pants, and started penis clapping like a boss.
Penis Clapping by Cactus92 November 14, 2011

Frankenstein Penis 

A circumcised penis with a scar on the shaft and a gutted frenulum.
Look at the poor guy tug on his mutilated Frankenstein Penis. Glad I’m uncircumcised I hear they don’t get as much pleasure.

Guacamole nigga penis 

A type of penis found by Albert Einstein.

Very rare. If you have a guacamole nigga penis, your penis is 17”.
Guacamole nigga penis by __-Ali-__ February 27, 2019
Person: "penis"

Other person: "ahahahahaha!"
Penis by Bitch_fucker69 September 4, 2021