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lesbian at parties 

A phenomenon that occurs only at parties, wherein the female revelers will begin acting in a homo-erotic manner to impress their male dates - however, when confronted with actual pussy, have no idea what they are doing, and no desire to find out.
Person One: "Omfg check out Emma...oh hawt."
Person Two: "It's a trap, she's straight."
Person One: "Then why is she kissing my date?"
Person Two: "Cuz she's bein' a cocktease...she caught Blink's eye a few weeks ago and when she got her alone, she freaked out. "
Person One: "Bummer, just a lesbian at parties."
lesbian at parties by Soror August 28, 2006
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starty parted 

preferable to saying party started, as it conveys much more intensity and emotion;
also when using, it must roll off the tongue effortlessly without thinking
starty parted by map_masta_J March 31, 2005
A misspelled form of "parties". This term is often used by posers who take pictures of themselves in the same outfits in their own bathroom and pretend each one is from a different party in order to make their boring lives seem less lame.

The term is also used by pre-teen girls who have not yet realised that misspelling as you type is not cute.

Note: A regular party-goer knows how to spell "parties".
Me N MaH GuRLZ b aT TeH PaRTieZ!!11
partiez by princess superstar March 27, 2005

URSAL Parties 

URSAL Parties is a term used to refer to left-wing political parties from 2020's who tend to do not recognize representative and liberal governments/democracies as legit and usually advocates people's direct democracy united with planned economy with self-management elements, usually being radically anti-capitalist, anti-liberal and against the institutional left. The term URSAL parties comes from the Brazilian URSAL party (Partido URSAL in Portuguese) that does not recognize Brazilian government as legit nor the brazilian institutional left and advocates people's direct democracy and planned economy with self-management elements.
"That would be great if URSAL parties become a thing worldwide, mainly in first world countries, it would bring a new future to our world and finally end capitalism."

"There are several URSAL parties being created in Latin America, Anglo-Saxon America and Europe, probably 2020's and 2030's will be the decades of the URSAL parties."
URSAL Parties by Full Monteirism January 14, 2021
Theatre-speak for an actor being the victim of the producer's breach of contract promising that the actor would play the same part (usually a leading role) in a foreign production of the same show.

Derives from Andrew Lloyd Webber's famous firing of Broadway star Patti LuPone in 1994 from his musical 'Sunset Boulevard'. Lloyd Webber had promised LuPone that she would originate her leading role in London and on Broadway, but subsequently reneged on the contract and fired her from the show in London, meaning that Glenn Close took her place in Broadway production. The scandal hit the headlines and LuPone was paid a substantial financial settlement for Lloyd Webber's breach of contract.
'It seems that Ramin Karimloo has been Pattied' - i.e. Ramin Karimloo, originally told that he would play the leading role in the troubled Phantom of the Opera sequel 'Love Never Dies' in London and on Broadway, will no longer play the part on Broadway as had been previously indicated.
Pattied by Lootcontrasweet February 22, 2011

mandatory sex parties 

A party that is disguised as a typical type of party, but really requires you to have sex throughout the night; Obligated sex with multiple people; Raping is involved. The Amazing Allie from Hyperboleandahalf.com coined this phrase.
Guy 1: Jill invited me to her Halloween Party. You goin?
Guy 2: Nah, the only type of party she has are "mandatory sex parties"
When you fart and poop at the same time; same as sharting, but PG rated and more relevant due to "parting" your cheeks with more than just gas.
I tried to relieve bloating pressure by farting and parted instead, so I ran red-faced and clenching my butt cheeks all the way to the bathroom while my blind date raced for the exit.
Parted by new2UD December 18, 2011