PANTS 

soemthing or some sort of situation sucks or went horribly

boy: i can't take you out tonight, i'm grounded!
girl: that's totally pants, man.

PANTS by Dekota Dale December 28, 2005

Pants 

A black custodian that has supposedly been aressted for public nudity, hence the name Pants. Usually seen walking with fellow janitors such as Charlie and Mr. B.

"Dude i just saw pants go into his secret room"

"we should go sneak in"

"yeah i heard there is a fridge and a cot!"

Pants by the canadian scholar ay? June 21, 2009

pants 

something that is seen by many as the spawn of satan, or evil.

What kind of madness is this? WHY HAVE YOU BROUGHT ME A PAIR OF PANTS

pants by Zack the feind ninja August 27, 2005

pants 

The only place where you can pee and it feels good.

Joe peed his pants twenty times in one day.

pants by The Amazing Pickle June 14, 2018

pants 

A verb used to express the action of pulling down someone's pants, usually by surprise. To "double pants" someone is to pull down both their pants and underwear at the same time.

That guy over there thought it was funny to pants me.

pants by Ainolketta July 6, 2005

PANTS 

An exclamation used when someone with fat ass legs wear a mini skirt or shorts and shouldn't be. If seen during the day, you pass someone and quickly say pants.

(passing a friend after seeing a girl with way too short booty shorts on) PANTS! (walks away)

PANTS by Roxie_cristal September 20, 2009

pants 

a word homosexuals use to describe the act of anal intercourse.

After watching a man JO in the Gold's Gym showers, Chris turned around and took it in the pants.

pants by Timmy PE January 6, 2005