ponning 

A Singaporean Slang meaning to skip school (or other activities) or to play truant.

For Example,

"Samir is ponning school today"

ponning by nauGhtyguy710 January 20, 2014

Urban Planning 

Something that does not exist on the North American continent.

Canadian: Wow, I can't believe it takes me 30 minutes a day just to drive to work!
American: If you think hard, I have to go 45 minutes on road to anywhere!
Mexican: You guys have roads!?

North Americans together: Oh yeah we don't have urban planning...

Urban Planning by Дecca March 17, 2021

Payning

The act of explaining a joke or story to such an extent that it is no longer funny. May include hand gestures.

Stop it Josh, you're payning again.

Payning by Rambo91 October 10, 2011

planningly 

plan·ning·ly adv.

With or by good planning.

From "planning": the cognitive process of thinking about what you will do in the event of something happening

cf. luckily, often incorrectly used instead.

Planningly, when the server died (as servers do from time to time), we had a current backup. Luck had nothing to do with it.

planningly by Paul McGowan June 10, 2005

Panting 

The process to putting on pants.

I am PANTING in my room.

Panting by ClassicRonnie July 1, 2022

Planning a diarrhea 

"Planning a diarrhea" is a humorous way of referring to a planned sick leave from work, especially when it's not backed by actual sickness, but rather to spend paid sick days for things other than sickness.

Diarrhea is used as an excuse for the leave, as it's cumbersome enough to keep one from leaving home, warrants little explanation, and may not require a doctor's note to justify the sick day, as it can go away on its own.

* So, are you working on Tuesday?

** Nah. I'm planning a diarrhea for that day. Got stuff to do at home.

Planning a diarrhea by Abarbarea August 29, 2022

Panting Puppy 

The wet drippy bell end you get 15 minutes after ejaculation.

Michael turned up to work complaining of a panting puppy as he had finished a pre-work wank that morning

Panting Puppy by DoctorZig February 6, 2018