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orangutan poot 

when an orangutan climbs on the celing and shits on people heads and gracefully sides down there vertebrates
guy 1 ewww that orangutan just shit on me from the fucking celing what A SICK FUCK

guy 2 aww how cute u have shit on you
guy 3 eww yall gross as fuck you just got orangutan poot
orangutan poot by Grass man September 18, 2017

orangutan hammer

Orangutan hammer... Who ever comes first throws a Left hook while climaxing at a rest stop in San Fernando Valley
While driving through the San Fernando Valley, my wife and I stopped for a quickly where she hit with an Orangutan Hammer while yelling “ Right turn Clyde!”

Orangutan pussy

Something nobody ever says. When's the last time you heard someone say it?
Justin Bieber: ORANGUTAN PUSSYYY, ORANGUTAN PUSSYYY, ORANGUTAN PUSSYYY, ORANGUTAN PUSSYYY, ORANGUTAN PUSSYYY, ORANGUTAN PUSSYYY, ORANGUTAN PUSSYYY, ORANGUTAN PUSSYYY, ORANGUTAN PUSSYYY, ORANGUTAN PUSSYYY, ORANGUTAN PUSSYYY, ORANGUTAN PUSSYYY, ORANGUTAN PUSSYYY, ORANGUTAN PUSSYYY, ORANGUTAN PUSSYYY, ORANGUTAN PUSSYYY, ORANGUTAN PUSSYYY, ORANGUTAN PUSSYYY, ORANGUTAN PUSSYYY, ORANGUTAN PUSSYYY, ORANGUTAN PUSSYYY, ORANGUTAN PUSSYYY,

orangutan cheesecake 

When a girl jacks off your wee wee with her armpit. The sweatier the better.
"Man that bitch gave me some orangutan cheesecake for dessert!"

orangutan tittys 

tits that are flappy just like a pair of monkeys boobs
dude! that girls tits are just like a orangutan tittys!

Orangutan titties 

Extreme sagging of the breasts. Such breasts can be thrown around the shoulders and round through the legs. Such things found only in rare species of bitches!
Damn Bella has some big old Orangutan titties! She woz trippin all ova dem! It woz WACK! Alie