In one eye and out the other 

Failure to comprehend what you are reading because you are distracted or not focused.

I don't know why I am even trying to read this book - I can't focus with all this noise. Its just going in one eye and out the other!

In one eye and out the other by VanGremlin July 18, 2010

old one eye

Male genitalia, specifically the "poker", or penis.

Old one eye snuck a look at her roast beef.

old one eye by Tornado69 May 10, 2006

Dirty One Eye

A big hairy ass hole...sometimes dirty and very dark

A Dirty one eye is an Ass hole , Butt hole

Dirty One Eye by Ham Sandwich with mustard July 23, 2011

In one eye and out the other 

Something visually boring - to the point of your eyes losing focus - that numbs your brain.

A sermon from dad elicits the "in one ear and out the other" response while a friend's boring home movie gets an "in one eye and out the other" reaction.

In one eye and out the other by beansforbreakfast January 15, 2020

Taking old one eye to the optometrist 

The "act"...fucking, getting business done.

I had a wild night with Linda...I was taking old one eye to the optometrist when Mom walked in on us.

Taking old one eye to the optometrist by Dano69 November 14, 2006

One Eyed Willy's Eye Patch 

a prophylactic or condom; jimmy hat.
(AKA, Gonad Goggles, Spunk or Splooge Spittoon, Pricknic Basket, or Uterus Excluderous)

Have to go to the pharmacy and pick up a couple of boxes of One-Eyed Willy's Eyepatches...remember, two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet!

One Eyed Willy's Eye Patch by weave March 24, 2003

ol' one eye

The PENIS. Synonyms: Penis, one eyed snake, one head jack, etc.

My girl went "downtown" to meet ol' one eye.

ol' one eye by Trog_Dor_the_Burninator December 10, 2003