olsen twins 

nasty ugly little actresses who make crappy kiddie movies and wear too much makeup

watch full house

olsen twins by Emmi June 20, 2004

olsen twins 

a kiddie fiddlers best dream come true. Noted for turning our 8 year old girls into guttersluts

full house the most suckiest of suck ever made pre-reality TV

olsen twins by Brother Number One July 8, 2004

olsen twins 

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. Two American actresses/moguls who rose to stardom by sharing the role of Michelle Tanner on the long running ABC-TV sitcom, Full House. Their acting credits include three highly successful made-for-TV movies, direct-to-video films, a number of TV specials, and two feature films. Their musical credits include a number of different children's albums. They currently own their production company, Dualstar Entertainment Inc., which produces their mary-kateandashley brand products.

1. Olsen Twins
2. Mary-Kate and Ashley
3. Team Olsen

olsen twins by Lifesaver December 28, 2005

Olsen Twins 

The *ahem* twin male nether parts.

"Daaaamn, b. I just got smacked square in the Olsen Twins"
"He'd better not, or I'll give him a kick to his Olsen twins"

Olsen Twins by Blatantperve January 20, 2005

Olsen Twins 

Skany no talent girls that got famous because they're pretty. Or because who ever hired them was on crack.

They dress really though.

Mary-Kate is so hated that people actaully believe that shes slitting her wrists, anorexic, and a coke addcit all at once.

Olsen Twins by Elisabeth Sherman November 24, 2004

Olsen Twins 

Bulimarexia snobs with tons of money who wear fur and drink lattes.

Might be working for the Taliban.

Where do your taxes go? (To them.)

Molded into Chanel-wearing, pedophile-banging nightmares since birth.

bulimarexia communism twins Olsen Twins

Olsen Twins by ChewbaccasBitch January 4, 2010

Olsen Twins 

Mary-Kate and Ashley. Every teenage boy's wet dream. Richest young people in America.

Damn, I wanna bone the Olsen Twins right now.

Olsen Twins by JP June 27, 2004