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your OFFICIAL boy 

a name given to some one who portrays all the qualities of an absolute toolbag. this person just looks like the type of person who is not big or chill.
also someone who buys a 30 rack of beer for college and still has 27 of them left after 6 weeks....and has blacked out twice....
jon: "Yo did you hear vito did kathy's homework for her?"
ryan: "oh wow...hahah...he's your OFFICIAL boy"

kyle: "guys, i dont want to go to the party because i already told my mom and she called the cops"
nick: "but juan jarr will be there..."
kyle: "okay i'll come, but only because i want to see my OFFICIAL boy"

official emotions 

Symmetric and acknowledged like like.
Friend: Are you guys dating?
Me: Idk, but we definitely have official emotions.
official emotions by aqwesd January 27, 2020

Obbasdwiss Official 

Obbasdwiss Official is a youtube channel focusing on the meaning to life, obbasdwiss. It was created in 2021, and is currently working on an obbasdwiss origins video.
Obbasdwiss Official is an awesome youtube channel!

OfficialKingJudah 

When you take a massive dump and you feel really good
Tony Lopez walked out of the Bathroom, very happy. Bryce Hall looked at him "Wow! He must of taken an OfficialKingJudah!!!!!"

grindr official 

When a gay man breaks up with his significant other and there's no chance of getting back together. He then downloads the grindr application to his smart phone so he can meet new local guys to hook up with.
Todd: Did you hear that Justin broke up with Tommy?

Sebastian: No I didn't, but they always break up and get back together a few days later.

Todd: Not this time. I saw Justin on grindr. They're done. It's grindr official.
grindr official by glantern35 December 18, 2010

The Official Preppy Handbook 

A book written by Lisa Birnbach in 1980 as a tongue-in-cheek guide to preppies. Currently out of print, it details the preppy lifestyle "from toddler to Alumni Fund Raiser". It contains "the look, the pose, the proper accessories. What to wear at What Age. Lilly, Lacoste, and L.L. Bean." Anyone who believes that preppies are those who wear American Eagle, Abercrombie and Fitch, Hollister, and the like should consult this book to understand what a prep really is. And this book isn't dated considering preppies are classic and do not change their lifestyle as times go on. A highly reliable guide to preps.
"The Official Preppy Handbook" is the guide to becoming a true prep.
The Official Preppy Handbook by J. Su September 10, 2008