Nicked 

A physical state of being absolutely fucked to the point where normal function can no longer occur.

To have made a critical error that negatively impacts you.

Just ran a marathon, my legs are nicked.

Fuck my coursework is due tomorrow and I haven’t started, I’m so nicked

Nicked by James Teagle May 21, 2021

necked up 

The fine art of getting totally red necked out, by the way way of demeaner, manners and overall disregard for general social acts.

Terry-"The Coca Cola 600 is this weekend and we've got tickets"
Chuck-"Time to get necked up boy!!"

necked up by slop slinger May 26, 2008

nooked 

Act of being fucked.
Derived from the slang word nookie in the 1920's
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Dude 1; did u know there's a math test tomorrow?
Dude 2: oh shit! There is? Damn.im nooked.
Cja:)

nooked by thesupafreshness January 13, 2011

Goose Necked 

When a women performs oral sex while the male encounter hold her neck as you would in a headlock. Moving the head of the female encounter up and down rapidly.

Alexa was goose necked this weekend by Spoony who is very grimy.

Goose Necked by Goose Neck Whatcher June 2, 2009

nicked 

To slightly touch, graze, scratch, or chip an object.

The bicyclist had nicked my car when he was squeezing between traffic.

nicked by Techmite December 13, 2016

Nick nacked 

To be reeeeally tired, shattered

'Jeezo I'm properly nick nacked after that gym sesh!'

Nick nacked by Sun worshipper August 27, 2013

F'Nucked Up

When you are too fucked up to even spell fucked up correctly.

I'm tryna get F'nucked up tonight.

F'Nucked Up by Prince Christian December 17, 2016