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Nemesis Law 

When a person thinks a facetious statement is a genuine representation of a rival ideology due to their own limited worldview.

Named for the Greek figure Nemesis, who lured Narcissus to the pool where he drowned himself trying to be with his own reflection. A counter to Poe's Law.
Asshole: “Look! This gay person on Twitter says that straight people should be made into cat food! The gay agenda is real and violent!”

Reasonable Human Being: “Dude, they’re obviously joking. Calm down.”

Asshole: “…Well, how was I supposed to know? Maybe this person is joking, but most gays say things like this and they mean it!”

Reasonable Human Being: “Have you ever met a gay person? Or are you pulling some Nemesis Law bullshit?”
Nemesis Law by halfsyproblems December 27, 2016
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Liam Neeson

To punch and or chop someone in the throat or neck with the unique skills you have acquired over a long career.

To cause bodily harm to those who have TAKEN things from you.
When I found the people who took my daughter, I Liam Neesoned them into submission.
Liam Neeson by Blackest Dragon March 7, 2011

Fuck Nemesis

Like a fuck buddy except this person isn't your buddy in any way shape or form. You have nothing but contempt, loathing and disgust for each other as people. Yet you call them or receive a text from them every time you're lonely or they're horny and you get it on. There will be no talking, except to trade insults. You will have no need to discuss "keeping this a secret" as you're both too ashamed to reveal this to anyone.

Ex's, long term partners and co workers can all become Fuck Nemeses.
"Dear Diary,

I felt sad and lonely so I called Clive to come over and we had sex, after he called me a fat bitch. Oh, I need a boyfriend, not a fuck nemesis."

"Can't be bothered to try and pull or be nice to anyone. Time to call my fuck nemesis"
Fuck Nemesis by MagickDio February 18, 2010

Necessity 

The fact of being required or indispensable.
It is an absolute necessity for Urban Dictionary to actually approve correct definitions and not trolling ones.
Necessity by Miss Fujoshi November 24, 2016
The complete and utter definition of domination.
Dude he was so Bill Nees, he survived a tactical nuke on MW2!

Bill Nees stared down Communism until it disappeared.
Bill Nees by Darkest Eclipse April 29, 2010

bare necessities 

Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life
An intelligent, kind, loving, beautiful, and AMAZING girl. She is the most talented and intellectual girl I have ever met. When you meet her, never leave her because she is one of a kind person that light up your world.
Me: Omg Neeshay is the best
Everyone else: Yep she is
Neeshay by SmartChic July 19, 2016