Canadian Molly 

A girl of Asian decent who was born or raised in a foreign country and still speaks with the accent of that country, and is now living in the USA. A Canadian Molly will often try to hide or deny the fact that she is from Asian decent and/or that she was born in a different country. This term is occasionally used to describe people of varying mixed nationalities and races, and is not always specific to an Asian Canadian living in America. It is, however, always used in a derogatory way.

Person 1: Did you here that girl's accent?
Person 2: Oh, you betcha ya, eh. *Mocking the girl's accent*
Person 3: Guys, I'm pretty sure she's like Japanese or something.
Person 2: Such a Canadian Molly.

Canadian Molly by Jahndy April 29, 2014

Flogging Molly 

An outstanding seven person band that mixes traditional Irish folk, punk music, and drinking songs into some really fun sound that will stir up the Celtic blood in any one (even if they do not have any Celtic blood!)

Listening to Flogging Molly stirs up me Celtic blood so much I want to river dance then hit any one who makes fun of me in his nose!

Flogging Molly by Clornelius June 8, 2003

Molly Mormon 

A female member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormon) who fits the stereo type of the goody-goody Mormon. She's very devoted to the Church standards. Can be used both negatively and positively. See also "Peter Priesthood."

Sarah is a total Molly Mormon. She never misses Sacrament Meeting on Sunday!

Molly Mormon by HollyVanGogh August 25, 2005

Molly Mormon 

Perjorative. Among LDS young men a Molly Mormon is a young woman heaven-bent on securing a Temple-worthy husband to support her and provide for the large (6+) number of children she wants to bear as quickly as possible. A Molly Mormon is a sweetly-smiling, seemingly retiring, docile, submissive young LDS woman who expects to be the controlling master of her household after marriage, training her husband to be attuned to her will, and encouraging him at every opportunity to execute his many church volunteer callings and submit to the ward bishop and authority, and is ambitious for his rise within the ward priesthood ranks, which determines her status among the other Mollys. The young LDS men fear her as a cunning sweetie-pie church-ambitious female shark on the make who expects her husband to perform his duties, even if it requires three jobs so that she can stay at home, with her children.

Aging married Molly Mormons tend to cluster outside the window of Utah department stores to police the display of naked mannequins when the fashion displays are updated. Nude mannequins draw the wrathful ire of elderly Molly Mormons, who serially march up greatly offended to the department stores’ executive offices to complain about disgraceful public nudity.

An aging Molly Mormon, sans makeup, was prominently featured in a 1966 STAR TREK TV episode, THE MAN TRAP, attempting to suck the life out of Captain Kirk at the climax of the episode when Dr. McCoy dispatched her with his phaser.

Spencer Christianson just graduated from BYU with his business degree and all the Molly Mormons have their sights set on marrying him at the Singles' Ward.

Molly Mormon by somuchpink August 27, 2013

mollywap 

To abusively hit someone with an object often used in the "ghetto"

Bitch i am going to mollywap you

mollywap by alisonbquefwa April 2, 2010

Molly rant 

attributed to Molly Wood from the "Buzz Out Loud Podcast" on cnet, a daily technology podcast co-hosted with Tom Merritt. An official Molly rant is a long statement (Molly rants pl. are known to last over a minute) delivered at a fast pace and often pause-less, where Molly Wood would give her opinion(s) on a particular article relating to or arising from a story in the podcast. The speed and length of the statement is often proportional to the amount of displeasure cause to Molly Wood by the Story. Now, a Molly rant is often used to describe any rant delievered in the form of Molly Wood.

She totally did a Molly Rant

Molly rant by Brian. BOL listener from Hong Kong October 25, 2007

Mollycocked 

Refers to anytime that Molly comes to hang out; which entails being intoxicated after three drinks by 7pm, stuffed with various cocks by 9pm.

My ex-girlfriend gets mollycocked at every party she goes to.

Mollycocked by McPoops n' Scoops December 16, 2011