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midlingly 

doing an action in a mid manner
person 1: *does a cartwheel*
person 1: dang i did that so midlingly
person 2: yeah that was mid

middleistic 

Have you ever made some kind of debatable remark, but then someone claims you're being too pessimistic? Worse yet, someone else might think that you're being too optimistic, and then a third guy rambles on about how you're "too much of a darned realist, and you should always look on the bright side of things".

Well, the word "middleistic" can be used to describe those statements where the intent is neither optimistic, nor pessimistic, and neither realistic. It's a potent mixture of those three traits, often blending accuracy and delusion together. In short, a middleistic sentence (or feeling) is neither right, definitely not wrong, but not really that practical, either.
Well, I think you're being middleistic about next year's election. Placing your bets on the NDP party to win the majority could happen, but the Conservatives stand a much better chance!
middleistic by linuxman1000 December 28, 2023

meddling manlet 

A quarrelsome and small-minded manlet who is prone to ineffectively inserting himself into grown-up issues and conversations in a futile attempt at feeling like a big boy for once in his dwarfish life and despite the fact that grown-up subject matter goes right over his pea-brained, little head. 1978, Maryland State Delegate and absolute manlet Isaiah Dixon who hilariously tried to legislatively ban the playing of Randy Newman's musical masterpiece Short People on the radio is a good example of this phenomenon, as well as disgraced video game producer and miserable manlet boy Tiny Todd Howard who, because of his effeminate petiteness and overpowering Napoleon complex, has childishly ruined many video games with his transparent and preposterous tall tales.
Lol, why is that squealing manlet stuck headfirst in that trashcan over there? The meddling manlet tried to stop a group of children from riding that roller coaster because he was denied entrance due to his girlish height, so the kids threw him in the trash where he belongs. The trashcan must be like an aircraft hangar to that microscopic manlet boy. Hahahahaha!
It's a normal person who is just normally good he lives a normal life
He's a middledog.
middledog by IMNOY November 22, 2025

Katiuska "Middle~Name" Robles: The Habitational; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to parianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Katiuska "Middle~Name" Robles: The Habitational; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

Katiuska 'Middle~Name' Robles: The Habitational; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》. 

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Person 343: Katiuska 'Middle~Name' Robles: The Habitational; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.