Super Metroid 

A completely sweet game for the Super Nintendo. Tons of hidden stuff, satisfying puzzles, & rippin' action, it's almost like a sci-fi cousin of the Legend of Zelda games.

Super Metroid is the third game in the Metroid series after the old NES one and the very hard but excellent Game Boy sequel.Nintendo at its classic best.

Super Metroid by flood_basement October 4, 2005

Inverse Metroid 

A sexual position in which one partner latches furiously onto the other's anus, and the later must drop several "bombs" in order to get the former "off."

1- "Did you hear what Paul did last night with Sue?"
2- "No, what?"
1- "The Inverse Metroid."
2- "What's that?"
1- "He latched furiously onto her anus."
2- "Oh, that explains the series of explosions I heard last night."
1- "...wait a minute. I thought 'bombs' was a euphemism for 'defecates?'"
2- "Hmm. And here I thought Paul was a euphemism for 'Bomberman.'"
(They embrace)

Inverse Metroid by Gus September 27, 2007

Big Metroid 

The biggest Metroid ever. He has found a way to nullify the effects of the Ice Beam and is such invincible. Big Metroid frequents message boards across the intrawebs.

Big Metroid just killed Samus!

Big Metroid by Charles Abel September 8, 2005

y cant metroid crawl 

A awful post from the now defunct Miiverse, posted by PaulyU. He was later banned for selling a game through the service.

PaulyU: y cant metroid crawl?

y cant metroid crawl by LouBlu08 April 16, 2021

Omega Metroid 

When, during oral sex, the one performing sucks so hard on the receiver's genitalia that it leaves a bruise around said area, resembling a hickie.

Dude, I was eating out this girl last night, and I totally gave her an Omega Metroid. She'll have a violet vag for a week!!

Omega Metroid by Maleficus Nex November 1, 2008

stupor metroid 

to stupify someone, metroid style.

your moms ass is a prune

stupor metroid by Republican Nazi June 28, 2003

baby metroid 

the saddest event that ever happened to the metroid games

someone: hey who the f is the baby metroid

me: already preping my 6h long story on it.

baby metroid by stormamericaaran11 February 3, 2024