Musk Mellon 

A person who believes millenial junk tech giants like Elon Musk are actually intelligent people.

Dave bought an over priced ticket on Elon Musks fake hyperloop tunnel in LA. He is such a Musk Mellon.

Musk Mellon by Mr. SnowmanPants November 22, 2018

Red Mellon 

Ingesting too many Amphetamines followed by one large bong hit will result in the subjects face to become a deep red color. followed by fever like symptoms.

I can't go to class today, I've got the worst case of Red Mellon

Red Mellon by Seduders October 28, 2009

Squatting Mellon 

The act of having a girl hang from a barbell upside down giving you a blow job while you are maxing out your squat. So that you sweat in her eyes and mouth so that you cause her much discomfort.

I have a terrible rash from that Squatting Mellon I performed last night.

Squatting Mellon by Krispy Kreme buttdeeds November 21, 2012

squater mellon 

Snagging someone elses watermellon and making it your own

Who wants some squater mellon from that other family's camp ground?

squater mellon by Lord Ratspeaker September 13, 2015

Nicole mellon 

The most sexiest person ever.
Big boobs
Big ass

I just want my dick inside her

Nicole mellon can we fuck

Nicole mellon by I want to fuck Nicole May 2, 2018

g'ed your mellon 

It is used when someone just told and insult and a passerby heard.

Person 1: i did your mom
Person 2: ......
Person 3: G'ed your mellon!!!!

g'ed your mellon by Comet21 March 22, 2011

T. C. Mellon Huntin' 

Going to the Turkey Creek shopping plaza and hunting for women with large breasts

Let's go back to Knoxville for some T. C. Mellon Huntin'.

T. C. Mellon Huntin' by Peepeepoopoo694208008s March 5, 2022