crotch-massagingly

adverb: eliciting such a pleasurable response that one is forced to massage their crotch.

"Jessica Alba? She's crotch-massagingly hot!"
"I finished my term paper... it's crotch-massagingly comprehensive."

crotch-massagingly by AlexAtGT June 16, 2006

Managing 

A way to talk about smoking weed without actually saying the words. Used when around authority figures, virgin ears, or people you just dont like.

Mom, "hey sarah, where's billy?"
Sarah, "he said he was managing with some friends"
Mom, "your brother works too hard."

Managing by Rollnblunts May 14, 2010

Sext Messaging

IM or texting with sexual content.

Sext messaging:

Chief J: "I'm going to rip into you like a chain saw."

or

D1: "I need you to come over and play doctor. I need a full pelvic exam."

Sext Messaging by Pledge J January 4, 2009

Uber-managing 

The act of incessant micromanagement that manifests itself primarily in continuous questions by mostly incompetent and robotic management personalities about time sheet status and billable hours totals (or lack thereof)

John: Max, why did you stay so late last night on a lazy summer day?

Max: My manager would not stop uber-managing me about my time and why my hours are low.. I had to stay until 3 am filling out time sheets..

John: That sucks man,you should quit that job..

Uber-managing by stinkynutz February 3, 2010

shitstant messaging 

The act of instant messaging on the computer while simultaneously taking a shit.

Sorry I'm shitstant messaging.

shitstant messaging by neatoh September 6, 2010

textual messaging 

A text message that is sexual to the opposite sex. or flirting over texts.

yo mang this chick and i were textual messaging i think we are gonna hook up.

textual messaging by Tre Squad May 7, 2008

Text Mackaging 

A SMS message sent with the purpose of 'macking' or 'hitting' on a person of desire. Flirtatious in nature, usually cryptic or ambiguous in hope for a response.

You remember Sarah from the party? I've been Text Mackaging her so I can tap that this weekend.

Text Mackaging by MarloStanfield11 July 4, 2010