Massachusetts Maritime Academy 

Prison(College in N.Dartmouth Mass) military based, fucking shit holl hell. 'same 4 walls, day in, day out'

'Shit, you went to M.M.A. right?'

'Yea, thats y I make 80g's a year now, but I gotta wonder if it was worth it, I almost died their, it took away my soul'

Massachusetts Maritime Academy by Ray September 10, 2004

Wareham, Massachusetts. 

A moderately big town with a small-town mentality. Awash with stoners, fake ghetto people, scene kids, and the occasional nerd. You want to go get stoned? Onset's the place for you. Party till midnight? Shang's where it's at. Wareham is right before the Cape, so all the lovely (stupid) tourists drive right through. Most kids at the middle/high schools seem to think it's their God-given right to mouth off, while the rest of us wonder why their parent's didn't use a condom. Never move here. You won't be able to claw your way out.

Middle Schooler: I'm so quetto with my 394393 inbred cousins and my lack of spelling skills AND I GOT SWAG.

Normal Person: Shoot me. With a gun. In the head. Anything to get away from Wareham, Massachusetts.

Wareham, Massachusetts. by I hate it here. January 6, 2011

massachusetts 

Home of the World Champion Boston Red Sox AND New England Patriots.

Person #1: I'm from Boston
Person #2: Damn you. I'm from St. Louis and we're your bitch

massachusetts by YankeesSuck December 9, 2004

boxborough, Massachusetts 

Boxborough, Ma is the epitimy of nothing and everything boring in the world. No exaggerations at all. There is nothing to do there but hike endless repetitive trails or go to have the worst pizza of all time at Bravo Pizza. The People that live there usually have a giant 10 inch stick up there ass except for a small group.

The question is if this town is so terrible why has anyone even lived here? Parents with young kids move here in search of a nice suburban town with an excellent school system. Which for the most part is true except when the kids head off to RJG Jr High where they join kids in acton (the neighboring town) for two years until they go down the road to the hell hole of the regional high school. Here every kid is mentally raped and is told only two things: sports and school are what matter. Which again for the most part is true but there is so much more to life. The daily life of a kid here is just being told you aren't good enough over and over and over again. It slowly gets chiseled into their head until one day they end it all. For what? For some stupid fucking school in the middle of nowhere that literally means nothing to anyone. Why are the kids told they aren't good enough?
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"hey do you know about Boxborough, Massachusetts"
"What"
"Exactly"

boxborough, Massachusetts by JustAKidFromBoxborough July 30, 2017

Plymouth, Massachusetts 

A place full of boomers, and depressed teenagers that can either go to the waterfront and do nothing, or go to smoke weed. It is surrounded by Carver, Kingston, and some other towns that all consist of angry boomers and kids that either smoke weed, or have a lame life.

God, Plymouth, Massachusetts is so boring, lets go smoke some weed instead

Plymouth, Massachusetts by anonymous May 23, 2021

massachusettes 

An imaginary location dreamed up by two people who can't spell.

I want to make fun of people from Massachusetts, so I'm going to make an urban dictionary entry for Massachusettes, 'cause I'm a huge douche.

massachusettes by assachusetts June 3, 2009

The Massachusetts Meat Grinder 

Executed after having skin removed from your dick after a shitty blowjob, then smacking your bloody dick across your partners face.

After Nate Ross gave Kloss bad head, he gave him the Massachusetts Meat Grinder.

The Massachusetts Meat Grinder by CarlyDanialsBand69 April 7, 2010