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Dong long delivery 

The act of sliding your penis through a mailbox
Mailman: Here's your mail sir
Person: Thanks
*The mail man proceeds to do a Dong long delivery*
Person: Aww man you giving me a Dong Long Delivery!

Long Smokey Dong 

Anything but an Asian/Chink COCK
That's a really nice Long Smokey Dong!

long duck dong 

Commonly known as the male sex organ, or penis. It dates back to the classic 80's movie "better off dead". One character named "long duck dong" a foreign exchange student from japan boned a fat american teen with huge funbags.
"Jeepers, did you see that dudes long duck dong? It was chode looking. Gnarly."
long duck dong by Kryger January 13, 2009

foot long dingle dong 

joe: damn boy you got a foot long dingle dong!

jhon: what the fuck does that mean

shlong-a-long-a-ding-dong 

A peinicular area (penis)
hi sally would you like to see my
shlong-a-long-a-ding-dong.
oh yes plz
tasty like chiken

Dong a long sing a song 

When the male takes a whip while letting the female suck his dick, to add on vibration the girl starts singing so her mouth and tongue vibrates around the whole dick seemingly creating a vacuum of unholy vibrating pleasure, if the female stops singing the whip is used as a second method to make the female scream to which vibrates the throat which the males dick should be in.
Guy:"hey girl wanna do a dong a long sing a song?"

Girl:"sure baby im gonna fill u up with some justin beiber"

Guy:"you better not stop or i will whip you"

Girl:"mmmm kinky"